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| 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Repost: A beauty and seven men |
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| Floor1 yiyesong | Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 |
| 元老会员 Posts 632 Credits 1,987 | |
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One day, a small cinema was showing a film.
The ad said <> and included this description: a beautiful woman mysteriously fainted, and seven men forcibly dragged her into the forest; what awaited the beauty was............ Everyone found it very enticing, so they bought tickets and went in, and when the movie started, the big screen showed: ... ... ... Snow White Everyone stormed off in frustration. (2) The next day, everyone passed by the small cinema again and saw that the ad had changed. The ad said <> and included this description: A flower-like beauty and seven men spending several days in soul-stirring, stormy passion (definitely not Snow White). This time everyone thought it was even more enticing than last time, and since it specifically said it wasn't Snow White, they bought tickets and went in again. As a result, the big screen showed: ... ... ... The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea |
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| Floor2 如是大师 | Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 |
| 元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北 | |
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Hehe~ laughed till I passed out~~~~~~~~
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| Floor3 沈洁 | Posted 2003-07-06 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,812 Credits 4,590 From 上海市 | |
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Totally dizzy! ~
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| Floor4 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-07-06 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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The ultimate trick for generating box-office income—when you all open cinemas in the future, don't forget to learn from this!
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