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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Repost: A beauty and seven men View 646 Replies 3
Original Poster Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 随州 电信
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One day, a small cinema was showing a film.
The ad said <> and included this description: a beautiful woman mysteriously fainted, and seven
men forcibly dragged her into the forest;
what awaited the beauty was............

Everyone found it very enticing, so they bought tickets and went in,

and when the movie started, the big screen showed:


...


...


...


Snow White


Everyone stormed off in frustration.

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The next day, everyone passed by the small cinema again and saw that the ad had changed.

The ad said <> and included this description:

A flower-like beauty and seven men spending several days in soul-stirring, stormy passion (definitely not Snow White).

This time everyone thought it was even more enticing than last time, and since it specifically said it wasn't Snow White, they bought tickets and went in again.

As a result, the big screen showed:


...


...


...


The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea





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Floor 2 Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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Hehe~ laughed till I passed out~~~~~~~~
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Floor 3 Posted 2003-07-06 00:00 ·  中国 上海 电信
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Totally dizzy! ~
Floor 4 Posted 2003-07-06 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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