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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] A young woman goes home late at night (hilarious) View 856 Replies 2
Original Poster Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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One night, a young woman was on her way home late. As she walked, she suddenly realized that a man was following closely behind her. She took a step, and he took a step too; she ran, and he ran after her as well. Since the road home was really too desolate, with no streetlights and not a single passerby, the young woman felt that the situation was not good...

At last, when passing a graveyard, the woman quickened her pace and walked into the middle of the graves (that man followed her in too). Then she sat down on a tombstone, let out a deep breath, and said, “Whew! Finally home!” Then she looked again, and that man had already turned and run off like the wind!

Another late night, this same young woman was again going home alone. After cleverly escaping danger last time, she greatly admired herself, firmly believing that if she ran into the same kind of situation again, she would definitely get through it safely. As luck would have it, she really did notice someone following behind her again. This young woman remained perfectly calm and did the same thing again, lying down by a tombstone, letting out a deep breath, and saying, “Finally home.” That fellow then lay down by the tombstone next to hers and happily said, “Ha! So you're my neighbor!” The young woman was so frightened that she turned and ran on the spot...
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Floor 2 Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 ·  中国 上海 电信
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I’d heard the first one before!
The second one is the first time I’ve heard it!
Thanks, 红色狂想, for your hard work!
Floor 3 Posted 2003-07-05 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 随州 电信
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Looks like it’s not over yet, there are two more.
http://dos.e-stone.cn/dosbbs
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