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Original Poster Posted 2008-11-05 21:25 ·  中国 陕西 西安 电信
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A man went to the market to sell pigs. It got dark and rained. He didn't sell 20 pigs and stayed at a farmer's house for the night.
The young woman said: It's inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Man: Please, big sister, give me one pig.
Woman: All right, but there's only one bed at home.
Man: I'll sleep on the bed too, and give another pig.
Woman: Agreed.
In the middle of the night, the man discussed with the woman: I'll sleep on top of you. The woman refused.
Man: Give two pigs.
Woman agreed, and asked not to move when going up.
After a while, the man couldn't help it, begged to move, the woman refused.
Man: Move once and give two pigs. The woman agreed.
The man stopped after moving eight times. The woman asked why he didn't move.
The man said the pigs were gone.
The woman whispered: Otherwise I'll give you a pig...
After dawn, the man whistled and went to the market with 30 pigs (including 10 from the young woman's house)...

Harvard tutor's comment: To discover the potential needs of users, in the early stage, one must guide and cultivate the users' needs. Therefore, the investment generated is in line with the development law.

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Another man learned about this matter and decided to do the same. So he went to the market to sell pigs. It got dark and rained. He didn't sell 20 pigs and stayed at a farmer's house for the night.
The young woman said: It's inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Man: Please, big sister, give me one pig.
Woman: All right, but there's only one bed at home.
Man: I'll sleep on the bed too, and give another pig.
Woman: Agreed.

In the middle of the night, the man discussed with the woman: I'll sleep on top of you. The woman refused.
Man: Give two pigs.
Woman agreed, and asked not to move when going up.
After a while, the man couldn't help it, begged to move, the woman refused.
Man: Move once and give two pigs.
The woman agreed. The man stopped after moving seven times. The woman asked why he didn't move.
The man said: It's done~~~
Woman:......
After dawn, the man walked away with his head down, leading 2 pigs to the market......

Comment: To combine with the enterprise's own scale for cautious investment, and be careful of the problem of capital chain breakage
Floor 2 Posted 2008-11-05 22:00 ·  中国 河南 洛阳 电信
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Hehe, I attended a very vivid enterprise management class.
Floor 3 Posted 2008-11-09 16:37 ·  中国 浙江 温州 电信
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Floor 4 Posted 2008-11-14 22:50 ·  中国 河南 洛阳 西工区 联通
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Floor 5 Posted 2008-11-15 10:57 ·  中国 广西 梧州 电信
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Floor 6 Posted 2008-11-15 17:05 ·  中国 北京 电信
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Not bad, the requirement needs guidance, which salespeople should master.
Floor 7 Posted 2008-11-21 21:30 ·  中国 福建 福州 电信
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Heheh... Interesting!
Floor 8 Posted 2008-11-26 12:27 ·  中国 山东 聊城 联通
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I have seen the extended version.. Haha
Floor 9 Posted 2008-11-27 10:09 ·  中国 江苏 南京 电信
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Just let it pass......
Nowadays, even jokes are related to investment.
Floor 10 Posted 2008-11-29 07:59 ·  中国 浙江 台州 电信
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Floor 11 Posted 2008-11-29 11:49 ·  中国 北京 联通
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This text message comes several times a day...
Floor 12 Posted 2008-11-30 12:19 ·  中国 北京 联通
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