>>Topic: A man locks a young girl in a room with evil intentions, and then...
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>>1. If the girl answers a phone call and suddenly disappears, this is a science-fiction film;
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>>2. If the girl turns to the camera at this moment and says, “When that man was only 0.04 centimeters away from me...” then this is a comedy;
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>>3. If the girl falls in love with this man, this is a social morality drama;
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>>4. If the man lets the girl go at the very last moment, this is a humanistic moral film;
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>>5. If the girl turns into a monster, this is an American horror film (with sci-fi);
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>>6. If the man turns into a monster, this is a Japanese horror film (with pornography);
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>>7. If neither of them turns into a monster, and only the music suddenly becomes very tense, this is a Chinese horror film (with commercials);
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>>8. If the girl gives this man a lecture on worldview and outlook on life and successfully reforms him so that he turns himself in, this
>>is a mainland Chinese film;
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>>9. If the girl shakes her hair dyed red while cursing and loudly asks the man which gang he runs with,
>>this is a Hong Kong film;
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>>10. If the girl starts crying, whimpering, whining, and making a fuss, and this pointless scene lasts for more than 20
>>minutes, this is a Taiwanese film;
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>>11. If the girl then gets pregnant and gives birth to an illegitimate child, and many years later stories of
>>love and business happen between the illegitimate child and the descendants of the biological father, this is a Singapore film;
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>>12. If the hero who comes to save her arrives right away, this is an action film;
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>>13. If the hero who comes to save her arrives a few minutes later, this is a restricted film;
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>>14. If the hero who comes to save her never comes, this is a Category III film;
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>>15. If the hero who comes to save her finally arrives, but joins this man instead, then unfortunately, this
>>is a porno;
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>>16. If the girl begins to sing at the top of her voice, and the man follows along with hot hip-hop dancing, this is Britney Spears's latest
>>MTV;
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>>17. If the man starts carefully explaining the names and functions of the various organs of the body, this is an educational film;
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>>18. If the man and the girl get into a struggle, and the girl leaps down from the window on the 7th floor, this is a news
>>documentary;
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>>19. If the girl takes out a small spray can, knocks the man down, and then shows its brand to the audience, this is a commercial;
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>>20. If the girl smiles and agrees to this man and makes some political demands of him, this
>>is a... oh, damn! Sorry, wrong one, this is Chiu Mei-feng's CD!
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>>1. If the girl answers a phone call and suddenly disappears, this is a science-fiction film;
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>>2. If the girl turns to the camera at this moment and says, “When that man was only 0.04 centimeters away from me...” then this is a comedy;
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>>3. If the girl falls in love with this man, this is a social morality drama;
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>>4. If the man lets the girl go at the very last moment, this is a humanistic moral film;
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>>5. If the girl turns into a monster, this is an American horror film (with sci-fi);
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>>6. If the man turns into a monster, this is a Japanese horror film (with pornography);
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>>7. If neither of them turns into a monster, and only the music suddenly becomes very tense, this is a Chinese horror film (with commercials);
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>>8. If the girl gives this man a lecture on worldview and outlook on life and successfully reforms him so that he turns himself in, this
>>is a mainland Chinese film;
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>>9. If the girl shakes her hair dyed red while cursing and loudly asks the man which gang he runs with,
>>this is a Hong Kong film;
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>>10. If the girl starts crying, whimpering, whining, and making a fuss, and this pointless scene lasts for more than 20
>>minutes, this is a Taiwanese film;
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>>11. If the girl then gets pregnant and gives birth to an illegitimate child, and many years later stories of
>>love and business happen between the illegitimate child and the descendants of the biological father, this is a Singapore film;
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>>12. If the hero who comes to save her arrives right away, this is an action film;
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>>13. If the hero who comes to save her arrives a few minutes later, this is a restricted film;
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>>14. If the hero who comes to save her never comes, this is a Category III film;
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>>15. If the hero who comes to save her finally arrives, but joins this man instead, then unfortunately, this
>>is a porno;
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>>16. If the girl begins to sing at the top of her voice, and the man follows along with hot hip-hop dancing, this is Britney Spears's latest
>>MTV;
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>>17. If the man starts carefully explaining the names and functions of the various organs of the body, this is an educational film;
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>>18. If the man and the girl get into a struggle, and the girl leaps down from the window on the 7th floor, this is a news
>>documentary;
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>>19. If the girl takes out a small spray can, knocks the man down, and then shows its brand to the audience, this is a commercial;
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>>20. If the girl smiles and agrees to this man and makes some political demands of him, this
>>is a... oh, damn! Sorry, wrong one, this is Chiu Mei-feng's CD!
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