China DOS Union

There are too many donkeys like this around:

An old man was driving a donkey along. When he got to a street intersection, the donkey couldn't stop in time and ran a red light. A traffic cop came over and fined him 5 yuan. The old man cracked his whip at the donkey and said angrily, “What, do you think you're from the traffic bureau, just running red lights whenever you feel like it!”
　　The old man and the donkey kept going. They passed a fruit stand, and the donkey knocked it over. Of course he had to pay for the damage. The old man gave it another whip and shouted furiously, “What, do you think you're from the tax, commerce, or municipal authorities, flipping over stalls whenever you want!”
　　They walked on and passed a park. The little donkey dashed right in. The old man had no choice but to buy a ticket to make up for it. The old man whipped it again, enraged: “What, do you think you're from the tourism bureau, going into a park without paying!”
　　They kept walking, and when they got to a lawn, the donkey started grazing on it. He was fined. The old man whipped it again, tears in his eyes: “What, do you think you're a civil servant, eating wherever you go!”
　　When the little donkey got back to the village, it saw a neighbor's fishing net hanging out to dry, and proudly stomped on it, tearing the net. The old man had to pay again. Furious, the old man cursed loudly: “What, do you think you're on 169, going online without paying!!!”
　　The donkey raised its hoof and gave the old man a fierce kick. The old man burst into tears: “What, do you think you're a net admin, kicking whoever you want?!”

Beautiful!!

Pathetic old man……………………