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The following is the translation:

The surname of President Hu that gives Bush a headache

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
(Scene): Oval Office, George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.
　　
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Bush: Condi (Rice)! Nice to see you, what's going on?
　　
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Rice: Sir, I'm here to report to you about the new leader of China.
　　
　　George: Great. Let's hear it.
Bush: Great. Let's hear it!
　　
　　Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the new leader of China.
　　
　　George: That's what I want to know.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
　　
　　Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
　　
　　George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Bush: That's what I'm asking you, who (Hu) is the new leader of China?
　　
　　Condi: Yes
Rice: Yes.
　　
　　George: I mean the fellow's name.
Bush: I mean the name of that person.
　　
　　Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who).
　　
　　George: The guy in China.
Bush: The guy in China.
　　
　　Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
　　
　　George: The new leader of China.
Bush: The new leader of China!
　　
　　Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
　　
　　George: The Chinese?
Bush: The Chinese guy!
　　
　　Condi: Hu is leading China.
Rice: Hu (who) is leading China.
　　
　　George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Bush: Ah? Now you're asking me?
　　
　　Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Rice: I'm telling you, Hu (who) is leading China.
　　
　　George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Bush: I'm asking you, who (Hu) is leading China? 　　
　　
Condi: That's the man's name.
Rice: That's the name of that man.
　　
　　George: That's whose name?
Bush: That's whose name (Hu)?
　　
　　Condi: Yes.
Rice: Yes.
　　
　　George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Bush: Will you tell me or not who (Hu) is the leader of China?
　　
　　Condi: Yes sir.
Rice: Yes, sir (Arthur).
　　
　　George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Bush: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
　　
　　Condi: That's correct.
Rice: That's right.
　　
　　George: Then who is in China?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is in China?
　　
　　Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
　　
　　George: Yassir is in China?
Bush: Yassir is in China??
　　
　　Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
　　
　　George: Then who is?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is?
　　
　　Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
　　
　　George: Yassir?
Bush: Yassir?
　　
　　Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
　　
　　George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Put me through to the Secretary General of the U.N. I bet he knows.
　　
　　Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
　　
　　George: No, thanks.
Bush: No, thanks.
　　
　　Condi: You want Kofi?
Rice: You want Kofi (coffee)?
　　
　　George: No.
Bush: No!!
　　
　　Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Rice: Then you don't want Kofi (coffee).
　　
　　George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I'd like a glass of milk. Then put me through to the U.N.
　　
　　Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
　　
　　George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Bush: Not Yassir! The head at the U.N.!
　　
　　Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
　　
　　George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Bush: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
　　
　　Condi: Call who?
Rice: Call who?
　　
　　George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Bush: Who (Hu) is the head at the U.N.?
　　
　　Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the head in China.
　　
　　George: Will you stay out of China?!
Bush: Will you stop talking about China?!
　　
　　Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
　　
　　George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Bush: And stop talking about the Middle East! Just put me through to the head at the U.N!
　　
　　Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
　　
　　George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
Bush: All right! With a little sugar. Now make the call.
　　
　　(Condi picks up the phone.)
　　(Rice picks up the phone)
　　Condi: Rice here.
Rice: Rice is here (there is rice here)
　　
　　George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
　　
　　Bush: Rice? %$#~~~@%$$%#@#!^^^^^

Floor1　lxmxn	Posted 2008-09-24 04:34
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Floor2　liumingqing	Posted 2008-09-24 10:17
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Haha...These two mother and son lack communication!

Floor3　Batcher	Posted 2008-09-24 15:37
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Admirable mother-child relationship

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Mother: "Often hear people say 'fuck' what does it mean?" Son: "This is best explained by dad"

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Hehe. There's no way.

Floor6　bgty21	Posted 2008-11-09 16:12
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Funny...Haha!

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Regarding fuck Quote from <Kaibuxiaobufen 2> Uncle why is he always bumping into aunt?

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Floor9　hansom	Posted 2009-01-29 21:45
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The following is the translation: The surname of President Hu that gives Bush a headache SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. (Scene): Oval Office, George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice. 　　 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Bush: Condi (Rice)! Nice to see you, what's going on? 　　 Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. Rice: Sir, I'm here to report to you about the new leader of China. 　　　　George: Great. Let's hear it. Bush: Great. Let's hear it! 　　　　Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Rice: Hu (who) is the new leader of China. 　　　　George: That's what I want to know. Bush: That's what I want to know. 　　　　Condi: That's what I'm telling you. Rice: That's what I'm telling you. 　　　　George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Bush: That's what I'm asking you, who (Hu) is the new leader of China? 　　　　Condi: Yes Rice: Yes. 　　　　George: I mean the fellow's name. Bush: I mean the name of that person. 　　　　Condi: Hu. Rice: Hu (who). 　　　　George: The guy in China. Bush: The guy in China. 　　　　Condi: Hu. Rice: Hu (who) 　　　　George: The new leader of China. Bush: The new leader of China! 　　　　Condi: Hu. Rice: Hu (who) 　　　　George: The Chinese? Bush: The Chinese guy! 　　　　Condi: Hu is leading China. Rice: Hu (who) is leading China. 　　　　George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Bush: Ah? Now you're asking me? 　　　　Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. Rice: I'm telling you, Hu (who) is leading China. 　　　　George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Bush: I'm asking you, who (Hu) is leading China? 　　　　 Condi: That's the man's name. Rice: That's the name of that man. 　　　　George: That's whose name? Bush: That's whose name (Hu)? 　　　　Condi: Yes. Rice: Yes. 　　　　George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Bush: Will you tell me or not who (Hu) is the leader of China? 　　　　Condi: Yes sir. Rice: Yes, sir (Arthur). 　　　　George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Bush: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 　　　　Condi: That's correct. Rice: That's right. 　　　　George: Then who is in China? Bush: Then who (Hu) is in China? 　　　　Condi: Yes, sir. Rice: Yes sir (Arthur). 　　　　George: Yassir is in China? Bush: Yassir is in China?? 　　　　Condi: No, sir. Rice: No, sir. 　　　　George: Then who is? Bush: Then who (Hu) is? 　　　　Condi: Yes, sir. Rice: Yes sir (Arthur). 　　　　George: Yassir? Bush: Yassir? 　　　　Condi: No, sir. Rice: No, sir. 　　　　George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Put me through to the Secretary General of the U.N. I bet he knows. 　　　　Condi: Kofi? Rice: Kofi (coffee)? 　　　　George: No, thanks. Bush: No, thanks. 　　　　Condi: You want Kofi? Rice: You want Kofi (coffee)? 　　　　George: No. Bush: No!! 　　　　Condi: You don't want Kofi. Rice: Then you don't want Kofi (coffee). 　　　　George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I'd like a glass of milk. Then put me through to the U.N. 　　　　Condi: Yes, sir. Rice: Yes sir (Arthur). 　　　　George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Bush: Not Yassir! The head at the U.N.! 　　　　Condi: Kofi? Rice: Kofi (coffee)? 　　　　George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? Bush: No, milk! Will you please make the call? 　　　　Condi: Call who? Rice: Call who? 　　　　George: Who is the guy at the U.N.? Bush: Who (Hu) is the head at the U.N.? 　　　　Condi: Hu is the guy in China. Rice: Hu (who) is the head in China. 　　　　George: Will you stay out of China?! Bush: Will you stop talking about China?! 　　　　Condi: Yes, sir. Rice: Yes sir (Arthur). 　　　　George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! Bush: And stop talking about the Middle East! Just put me through to the head at the U.N! 　　　　Condi: Kofi? Rice: Kofi (coffee)? 　　　　George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. Bush: All right! With a little sugar. Now make the call. 　　　　(Condi picks up the phone.) 　　(Rice picks up the phone) 　　Condi: Rice here. Rice: Rice is here (there is rice here) 　　　　George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. 　　　　Bush: Rice? %$#~~~@%$$%#@#!^^^^^

Floor10　crazysakura	Posted 2009-01-29 22:08
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Actually, this can't happen because there's a family-name