Mom Asks About Words
Mom: "Son, son! Come here! What does 'Its too easy!' mean?"
Son: "'This is too easy'."
Mom: "It's easy, why don't you say it quickly?"
Son: "Ah, it's just 'too easy'!"
Mom: "Do you think I won't hit you?"
After speaking, she gave the son a good scolding.
Then, Mom asked again: "What does the word 'what' mean?"
Son: "'What'."
Mom: "I said: What does 'what' mean?"
Son: "'What'!"
After saying that, Mom gave the son another scolding...
Later, Mom asked again: "What does 'Guess what!' mean?"
The son stammered and said: "Guess~~guess~~~~look~~look!"
Mom: "I asked you what 'Guess what!' means? You still tell me to guess?"
Son: "Just~~is~~~guess~~~guess~~~~look~~~look!"
After speaking, the son was beaten again...
After the punishment, Mom asked again: "Okay, ask you again, tell mom obediently and there will be no problem."
Son: "Hmm U_U~."
Mom: "Often hear people say what does 'fuck' mean?"
Son: "(Woo)………"
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Haha...These two mother and son lack communication!
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Admirable mother-child relationship
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Mother: "Often hear people say 'fuck' what does it mean?"
Son: "This is best explained by dad"
Son: "This is best explained by dad"
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Posted 2008-09-27 01:02 · 中国 河南 安阳 联通
Hehe. There's no way.
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Funny...Haha!
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The following is the translation:
The surname of President Hu that gives Bush a headache
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
(Scene): Oval Office, George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Bush: Condi (Rice)! Nice to see you, what's going on?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Rice: Sir, I'm here to report to you about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Bush: Great. Let's hear it!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Bush: That's what I'm asking you, who (Hu) is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
Rice: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Bush: I mean the name of that person.
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who).
George: The guy in China.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
George: The new leader of China.
Bush: The new leader of China!
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
George: The Chinese?
Bush: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Rice: Hu (who) is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Bush: Ah? Now you're asking me?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Rice: I'm telling you, Hu (who) is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Bush: I'm asking you, who (Hu) is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Rice: That's the name of that man.
George: That's whose name?
Bush: That's whose name (Hu)?
Condi: Yes.
Rice: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Bush: Will you tell me or not who (Hu) is the leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
Rice: Yes, sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Bush: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Rice: That's right.
George: Then who is in China?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir is in China?
Bush: Yassir is in China??
Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir?
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Put me through to the Secretary General of the U.N. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: No, thanks.
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Rice: You want Kofi (coffee)?
George: No.
Bush: No!!
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Rice: Then you don't want Kofi (coffee).
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I'd like a glass of milk. Then put me through to the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Bush: Not Yassir! The head at the U.N.!
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Bush: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
Rice: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Bush: Who (Hu) is the head at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the head in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Bush: Will you stop talking about China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Bush: And stop talking about the Middle East! Just put me through to the head at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
Bush: All right! With a little sugar. Now make the call.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
(Rice picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice here.
Rice: Rice is here (there is rice here)
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Bush: Rice? %$#~~~@%$$%#@#!^^^^^
The surname of President Hu that gives Bush a headache
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
(Scene): Oval Office, George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Bush: Condi (Rice)! Nice to see you, what's going on?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Rice: Sir, I'm here to report to you about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Bush: Great. Let's hear it!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Bush: That's what I'm asking you, who (Hu) is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
Rice: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Bush: I mean the name of that person.
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who).
George: The guy in China.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
George: The new leader of China.
Bush: The new leader of China!
Condi: Hu.
Rice: Hu (who)
George: The Chinese?
Bush: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Rice: Hu (who) is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Bush: Ah? Now you're asking me?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Rice: I'm telling you, Hu (who) is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Bush: I'm asking you, who (Hu) is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Rice: That's the name of that man.
George: That's whose name?
Bush: That's whose name (Hu)?
Condi: Yes.
Rice: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Bush: Will you tell me or not who (Hu) is the leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
Rice: Yes, sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Bush: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Rice: That's right.
George: Then who is in China?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir is in China?
Bush: Yassir is in China??
Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Bush: Then who (Hu) is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Yassir?
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Rice: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Put me through to the Secretary General of the U.N. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: No, thanks.
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Rice: You want Kofi (coffee)?
George: No.
Bush: No!!
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Rice: Then you don't want Kofi (coffee).
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I'd like a glass of milk. Then put me through to the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Bush: Not Yassir! The head at the U.N.!
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Bush: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
Rice: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Bush: Who (Hu) is the head at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Rice: Hu (who) is the head in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Bush: Will you stop talking about China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Rice: Yes sir (Arthur).
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Bush: And stop talking about the Middle East! Just put me through to the head at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
Rice: Kofi (coffee)?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
Bush: All right! With a little sugar. Now make the call.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
(Rice picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice here.
Rice: Rice is here (there is rice here)
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Bush: Rice? %$#~~~@%$$%#@#!^^^^^
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Posted 2009-01-29 22:08 · 中国 辽宁 大连 西岗区 电信
Actually, this can't happen because there's a family-name
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