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I'm posting a piece of “classical Chinese” here:
Preface
Combining the Ukrainian airplane tornado, how many years of epoch-making views on fermented bean curd. Stability, however, is an endemic disease. Turn on and light the lighter. Christmas brings out hunger. Ah color angry proteinuria up, only then, mountain road year could it be, could it be anger, angry fermented tofu pudding on the waterway, anger, computer law, place. Ah. Place opposes resistance at the doorway; just that little.
The common logarithm of ten immediately machine, is profound reaching the master chef seeing the scholar-official. Then the three-season rice on time place this year can place factory scatter wine wind after, distribution center after, is but everybody machine. After place no profound machine then scholar-official. Ka-da liberation, is place tree. On time open develop wave, stable machine open airplane. Then open anger, fermented bean curd after on time open liberation. But hair ellipsis month time conference; like having hair saw disco machine.
TV Accra Christmas scholar-official. Seeming views, develop open machine, TV open machine, everybody sixteenth machine, three o'clock meeting law seeming to see, blue-spotted throat liberation. Master chef machine profound liberation. On time place tree place machine secretly liberate. I I I earth middle middle Lü product candy tree-lined road, dazed sleepy fruit day husband and wife airplane meeting, I not; know for what reason this way, love is not what I imagine. Rain is falling from the sky. I thought you knew you are water
Time views Kela develop Kela develop Accra develop Ankang formal dress good-looking labor law Alofi victory reply splash after pull open meeting Kela send haha Kela.
Heaven on earth. If truly straight praise. Lover, invite people, I really cannot forget you, that intoxicating fragrant kiss at midnight. Everybody's view is; place endotoxin law can speak come vice professor tiger bench; three o'clock meeting law expand resistance. Cherish place tree ha resistance plan generator view later it seems resistance wax flower resistance wax flower but ha profound arduous place after three o'clock meeting law good-looking labor law then resisted husband good-looking air-raid shelter law card united law Accra place after ka-da liberation Accra rear area Kashgar feels on time open machine send ka-da later resist pull resist pull send fire point seems ha law.
Hot-fire machine place trees expand, then.

Floor1　冰水遥	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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I'm posting a piece of “classical Chinese” here: Preface Combining the Ukrainian airplane tornado, how many years of epoch-making views on fermented bean curd. Stability, however, is an endemic disease. Turn on and light the lighter. Christmas brings out hunger. Ah color angry proteinuria up, only then, mountain road year could it be, could it be anger, angry fermented tofu pudding on the waterway, anger, computer law, place. Ah. Place opposes resistance at the doorway; just that little. The common logarithm of ten immediately machine, is profound reaching the master chef seeing the scholar-official. Then the three-season rice on time place this year can place factory scatter wine wind after, distribution center after, is but everybody machine. After place no profound machine then scholar-official. Ka-da liberation, is place tree. On time open develop wave, stable machine open airplane. Then open anger, fermented bean curd after on time open liberation. But hair ellipsis month time conference; like having hair saw disco machine. TV Accra Christmas scholar-official. Seeming views, develop open machine, TV open machine, everybody sixteenth machine, three o'clock meeting law seeming to see, blue-spotted throat liberation. Master chef machine profound liberation. On time place tree place machine secretly liberate. I I I earth middle middle Lü product candy tree-lined road, dazed sleepy fruit day husband and wife airplane meeting, I not; know for what reason this way, love is not what I imagine. Rain is falling from the sky. I thought you knew you are water Time views Kela develop Kela develop Accra develop Ankang formal dress good-looking labor law Alofi victory reply splash after pull open meeting Kela send haha Kela. Heaven on earth. If truly straight praise. Lover, invite people, I really cannot forget you, that intoxicating fragrant kiss at midnight. Everybody's view is; place endotoxin law can speak come vice professor tiger bench; three o'clock meeting law expand resistance. Cherish place tree ha resistance plan generator view later it seems resistance wax flower resistance wax flower but ha profound arduous place after three o'clock meeting law good-looking labor law then resisted husband good-looking air-raid shelter law card united law Accra place after ka-da liberation Accra rear area Kashgar feels on time open machine send ka-da later resist pull resist pull send fire point seems ha law. Hot-fire machine place trees expand, then.

Floor2　如是大师	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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What the heck is this? Stephen Chow's?

Floor3　冰水遥	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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Hahahahaha~~~~~~ Didn't expect her level to reach Stephen Chow heights. I was quite shocked too the first time I saw it, so I couldn't wait to post it~~~~~ As for who exactly wrote it, the answer will soon be revealed, please stay tuned!!

Floor4　如是大师	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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Heh

Floor5　ko20010214	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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Looks like someone typed song lyrics and sentences and words with Pinyin. A total mess, perfectly meeting the requirements for a water post. Hehe...

Floor6　如是大师	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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This is Chinese phonetic notation....

Floor7　冰水遥	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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This is the “masterpiece” of a complete computer beginner using the smart Pinyin method, and it even mixes in song lyrics. The plot is lifelike and the emotions are rich.

Floor8　Wengier	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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Exactly。。

Floor9　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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Heh

Floor10　沈洁	Posted 2003-06-23 00:00
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Looks like getting a perfect score on the college entrance exam essay is pretty easy too!

Floor11　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-06-23 00:00
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Really?? Why do I feel it's very hard~~

Floor12　沈洁	Posted 2003-06-23 00:00
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Don't you know! DD Someone's college entrance exam essay last year was written in classical Chinese, and it ended up getting a perfect score! There really is no justice!

Floor13　冰水遥	Posted 2003-06-23 00:00
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What era is he from? Getting a perfect score with classical Chinese is simply BT. But the article I posted isn't a college entrance exam essay, so don't misunderstand!