My Kid Brother's Pranks on Me, Incomplete Version - China DOS Union Forum

1. Put a rubber ball or a book on top of the room door, then shout: "Sis, come in quick! I want to ask you a question!"
So I came trotting over and pushed the door, and then...
Bug in this prank: Dad was often faster than me, pushing the door while saying, "You can ask Dad too..."
And then...

2. Write "I am a pig" on a sticker, then pat my back: "Sis!"
I answer: "What?"
"Nothing."
Then... it was always Mom who helped me peel it off... Of course, once in high school I really went to class with it on my back. So cold~
Bug in this prank: sometimes the sticker quality wasn't good, or the patting move wasn't skillful enough, so when he pulled his hand back it was still stuck to his hand, and I caught him red-handed and chased him all over the house beating him...

3. He shouts: "Sis!"
"Mm?"
"Collect!"
Then he takes out a bottle and puts the cap on, then says I'm inside it.
Journey to the West? The Gold Horn King? I ft~
Then he tortures me, shaking it around... beating it... boohoo~
Bug: Dad picks up the bottle: "What's this?" (opens it...)

4. When eating, if there are big and small portions, he always says: "Sis, you can have the big one!"
As soon as I hear that, I happily say: "Really? You'd better have it."
Then he immediately says to me: "Then I won't stand on ceremony~~" and leaves the small portion for me... boohoo

5. He actually put a really smelly fart into a plastic bag, then had me pop it...
He knows I really like blowing up plastic bags and then popping them.

6. This doesn't count as a prank, but it's pretty chilling too.
He always teaches my mom to sing songs, like the theme song from Princess Pearl:
"Hacker cries, dung beetle..."
Anyway, that's just how he understood it. Pretty amazing for a fifth grader in elementary school to know what a hacker is...
Auntie Qiong Yao would cry herself to death... hackers would cry themselves to death too...

7. As for things like putting stuff on the stool I was about to sit on, tying my shoelaces together, hiding my slippers under the bed, or using them as footballs and kicking them around (shoot! target: under the sofa), there are really a lot of them, and some may already be old. I'll just mention these few first. Consider it a comfort to Pksn, who was just framed in test and got banned~
If you want to g then g, I don't mind~

btw, my little brother's screen name is Huang Boluo. If you run into him in the future, help me take good care of him

Floor1　ko20010214	Posted 2003-06-21 00:00
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1. Put a rubber ball or a book on top of the room door, then shout: "Sis, come in quick! I want to ask you a question!" So I came trotting over and pushed the door, and then... Bug in this prank: Dad was often faster than me, pushing the door while saying, "You can ask Dad too..." And then... 2. Write "I am a pig" on a sticker, then pat my back: "Sis!" I answer: "What?" "Nothing." Then... it was always Mom who helped me peel it off... Of course, once in high school I really went to class with it on my back. So cold~ Bug in this prank: sometimes the sticker quality wasn't good, or the patting move wasn't skillful enough, so when he pulled his hand back it was still stuck to his hand, and I caught him red-handed and chased him all over the house beating him... 3. He shouts: "Sis!" "Mm?" "Collect!" Then he takes out a bottle and puts the cap on, then says I'm inside it. Journey to the West? The Gold Horn King? I ft~ Then he tortures me, shaking it around... beating it... boohoo~ Bug: Dad picks up the bottle: "What's this?" (opens it...) 4. When eating, if there are big and small portions, he always says: "Sis, you can have the big one!" As soon as I hear that, I happily say: "Really? You'd better have it." Then he immediately says to me: "Then I won't stand on ceremony~~" and leaves the small portion for me... boohoo 5. He actually put a really smelly fart into a plastic bag, then had me pop it... He knows I really like blowing up plastic bags and then popping them. 6. This doesn't count as a prank, but it's pretty chilling too. He always teaches my mom to sing songs, like the theme song from Princess Pearl: "Hacker cries, dung beetle..." Anyway, that's just how he understood it. Pretty amazing for a fifth grader in elementary school to know what a hacker is... Auntie Qiong Yao would cry herself to death... hackers would cry themselves to death too... 7. As for things like putting stuff on the stool I was about to sit on, tying my shoelaces together, hiding my slippers under the bed, or using them as footballs and kicking them around (shoot! target: under the sofa), there are really a lot of them, and some may already be old. I'll just mention these few first. Consider it a comfort to Pksn, who was just framed in test and got banned~ If you want to g then g, I don't mind~ btw, my little brother's screen name is Huang Boluo. If you run into him in the future, help me take good care of him

Floor2　沈洁	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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I will definitely take very good care of him! (a burst of sinister laughter in the background)

Floor3　醉公子	Posted 2003-06-22 00:00
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I can see hope in life again, sigh~~~ My life is all gray I used to not be able to remember the times when my sister and I fought as kids. How happy it was back then~~~~~~ (nonsense) ！·#￥￥￥￥·%……—￥#￥%—￥

Floor4　如是大师	Posted 2003-06-23 00:00
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What promising flowers of the motherland.