When we’ve got money, we’ll get body treatments every day. Damn it, we’ll slim down wherever we want, and make whatever we want bigger. We’ll buy two VIP cards at a time, use one for the upper body and one for the lower body.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to beauty salons every day. Damn it, if we want double eyelids, we get double eyelids; if we want single eyelids, we get single eyelids. One operation booked with two operating rooms, one for the left eye and one for the right eye.
When we’ve got money, we’ll do SPA every day. Damn it, if we want aromatherapy ear candles, we get aromatherapy ear candles; if we want ovary care, we get ovary care. We’ll do crystal dermabrasion twice, once for the face and once for the feet.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to Korea for cosmetic surgery. Damn it, if we want to turn into Cecilia Cheung, we turn into Cecilia Cheung; if we want to turn into Maggie Cheung, we turn into Maggie Cheung. Ten people go for one operation, try it out on nine first, and if the results are good, then do ourselves.
When we’ve got money, we’ll have people come wash our hair. Damn it, if we want a dry wash, we get a dry wash; if we want a wet wash, we get a wet wash. We’ll hire two people at once, one to wash my hair, and one to wash their own hair for me to watch.
When we’ve got money, we’ll soak in hot springs every day. Damn it, if we want sauna, sauna it is; if we want a bath, bath it is. We’ll get our backs scrubbed twice, once when we go in and once again before going home.
When we’ve got money, even for ten steps we’ll take a taxi. Damn it, if we want to get in the car, we get in; if we want to walk, we make the car follow us. We’ll hail two taxis at once, one to ride in if we feel like it, and one just not to ride in.
When we’ve got money, we’ll buy whatever cars we want. Damn it, if we want a BMW, we buy a BMW; if we want a Mercedes, we buy a Mercedes. We’ll hire two drivers, one to drive and one to wipe down the car.
When we’ve got money, we’ll buy whatever houses we want. Damn it, if we want to live in Gubei, we live in Gubei; if we want to live in the western suburbs, we live in the western suburbs. We’ll hire ten maids, use five, and make the other five compete for the job.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to Plaza 66 to buy handbags. Damn it, if we want LV, we buy LV; if we want CHANEL, we buy CHANEL. We’ll buy two of every style, keep one for ourselves and burn one at Grandma’s grave.
When we’ve got money, we’ll never wear synthetic leather again. Damn it, if we want mink, we wear mink; if we want fox fur, we wear fox fur. We’ll buy two of the same coat, wear one on sunny days, and wear one in the rain without an umbrella.
When we’ve got money, we’ll eat and drink the finest stuff. Damn it, if we want top-grade shark fin, we get top-grade shark fin; if we want blood bird’s nest, we get blood bird’s nest. When we eat shark fin, we’ll order two bowls, drink one and use one to rinse our mouth.
When we’ve got money, we’ll speculate in stocks however we like. Damn it, if we want long-term plays, we do long-term plays; if we want short-term plays, we do short-term plays. We’ll dump every stock twice, half in a bear market and the other half in a bull market.
When we’ve got money, we’ll do deals every day. Damn it, if we want to go public, we go public; if we want to pull out capital, we pull out capital. There are two principles: knock off one zero when acquiring, add one zero when reselling.
When we’ve got money, we’ll help our husbands keep mistresses. Damn it, if we want a Japanese girl, we get a Japanese girl; if we want an American girl, we get an American girl. Two in bed every night, one to keep the husband company, one to keep Dad company.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go with whoever we want. Damn it, if we want Tian Liang, then Tian Liang; if we want Yao Ming, then Yao Ming. Make sure we’ve got one husband, divorce one, marry one.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to beauty salons every day. Damn it, if we want double eyelids, we get double eyelids; if we want single eyelids, we get single eyelids. One operation booked with two operating rooms, one for the left eye and one for the right eye.
When we’ve got money, we’ll do SPA every day. Damn it, if we want aromatherapy ear candles, we get aromatherapy ear candles; if we want ovary care, we get ovary care. We’ll do crystal dermabrasion twice, once for the face and once for the feet.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to Korea for cosmetic surgery. Damn it, if we want to turn into Cecilia Cheung, we turn into Cecilia Cheung; if we want to turn into Maggie Cheung, we turn into Maggie Cheung. Ten people go for one operation, try it out on nine first, and if the results are good, then do ourselves.
When we’ve got money, we’ll have people come wash our hair. Damn it, if we want a dry wash, we get a dry wash; if we want a wet wash, we get a wet wash. We’ll hire two people at once, one to wash my hair, and one to wash their own hair for me to watch.
When we’ve got money, we’ll soak in hot springs every day. Damn it, if we want sauna, sauna it is; if we want a bath, bath it is. We’ll get our backs scrubbed twice, once when we go in and once again before going home.
When we’ve got money, even for ten steps we’ll take a taxi. Damn it, if we want to get in the car, we get in; if we want to walk, we make the car follow us. We’ll hail two taxis at once, one to ride in if we feel like it, and one just not to ride in.
When we’ve got money, we’ll buy whatever cars we want. Damn it, if we want a BMW, we buy a BMW; if we want a Mercedes, we buy a Mercedes. We’ll hire two drivers, one to drive and one to wipe down the car.
When we’ve got money, we’ll buy whatever houses we want. Damn it, if we want to live in Gubei, we live in Gubei; if we want to live in the western suburbs, we live in the western suburbs. We’ll hire ten maids, use five, and make the other five compete for the job.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go to Plaza 66 to buy handbags. Damn it, if we want LV, we buy LV; if we want CHANEL, we buy CHANEL. We’ll buy two of every style, keep one for ourselves and burn one at Grandma’s grave.
When we’ve got money, we’ll never wear synthetic leather again. Damn it, if we want mink, we wear mink; if we want fox fur, we wear fox fur. We’ll buy two of the same coat, wear one on sunny days, and wear one in the rain without an umbrella.
When we’ve got money, we’ll eat and drink the finest stuff. Damn it, if we want top-grade shark fin, we get top-grade shark fin; if we want blood bird’s nest, we get blood bird’s nest. When we eat shark fin, we’ll order two bowls, drink one and use one to rinse our mouth.
When we’ve got money, we’ll speculate in stocks however we like. Damn it, if we want long-term plays, we do long-term plays; if we want short-term plays, we do short-term plays. We’ll dump every stock twice, half in a bear market and the other half in a bull market.
When we’ve got money, we’ll do deals every day. Damn it, if we want to go public, we go public; if we want to pull out capital, we pull out capital. There are two principles: knock off one zero when acquiring, add one zero when reselling.
When we’ve got money, we’ll help our husbands keep mistresses. Damn it, if we want a Japanese girl, we get a Japanese girl; if we want an American girl, we get an American girl. Two in bed every night, one to keep the husband company, one to keep Dad company.
When we’ve got money, we’ll go with whoever we want. Damn it, if we want Tian Liang, then Tian Liang; if we want Yao Ming, then Yao Ming. Make sure we’ve got one husband, divorce one, marry one.
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