You guys take a look... This is a conversation I had with a new friend online one day
"Ye Lai Xiang, you said you teach music, which aspect?" the friend asked
"Just usually teach the piano, work in the church on weekends..." I replied
"You..you..do you mean teach the piano?" the other party was a bit hesitant
"Yes..." I said
"Oh..then~ what do you do in the church?" the other party asked again
"Just carry the corpse spot, receive the corpse and so on..." I answered
"Yes....sorry.....you...you mean...lead the...the choir...lead the hymns right?" the other party's tone was a bit strange
(Ouch, so unlucky... I sent it without checking, luckily the other party still has some knowledge of the church)
"Hehe~ yes yes~ sorry for the typo..." I replied very embarrassedly
"Heh....it's okay, I understand. Then have you been working in the church for a long time?" the other party asked again
"In fact, I just started leading the choir in the past year and a half.......I used to do administrative work before" I carefully calculated and told him
"Hey.......", the other party
(It's见鬼了.......Is this the funeral home input method?)
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"Hehe~ I mean I started teaching the choir in the past year and a half, I used to be a secretary....." I quickly explained
"No..it's okay....I understand. Then~ let's talk about your hobbies, what do you usually like to do?" the other party asked
"Me? The most time is just watching VCDs!" I said
"Oh really? Me too! Then do you like Korean dramas? They are very popular recently, or do you prefer Western ones?" the other party asked
"Like inserting a huge dick into the anus and sucking the penis, I don't like either." I replied
(Ahhh.....it's too late....I pressed ENTER too fast again....)
"Sorry...I mean...Korean dramas are as bad as Western dramas, I don't like either..." I quickly explained to try to save it
(I see things are getting serious now, my slutty image is ruined, it should be a virtuous girl)
"................" the other party
( I think.....he must have fainted)
