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A spider and a bee were about to get married...

The spider was very unhappy about it, so he asked his mother, "Why do I have to marry the bee?"

Mother Spider said, "The bee is a bit noisy, but at least she's an air hostess."

The spider said, "But I like mosquitoes more..."

Mother Spider said, "Stop thinking about that nurse. She can't even give injections properly—last time she made your mother swell up..."

The bee was also very unhappy about it, so she asked her mother, "Why do I have to marry that spider?"

Mother Bee said, "The spider is a bit ugly, but at least he works in networking."

The bee said, "But I love the ant more..."

Mother Bee said, "Stop bringing up that skinny foreman. He runs around carrying things all day and doesn't even have a truck."

The bee said, "Then that Brother Fly from the next village isn't bad either, right?"

Mother Bee said, "He is handsome, but you can't marry a dung carrier..."

Funny!

Heh

Very imaginative, not bad