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Beijing girls — I’ll do you in;

Northeast girls — I’ll stomp you to death; (probably because they’re tall and strong)

Guangdong girls — I’ll hate you to death; (killing by pure thought??)

Shanghai girls — I’ll act cutesy till you die; (not a bad way to go, huh?)

Hebei girls - - I’ll smother you to death with a white towel; (maybe they’d even spray some DDVP on the towel)

Guangxi girls — I’ll butcher you; (direct enough, right?)

Yunnan girls — I’ll poison you to death; (makes sense, birthplace of the Five Poisons Cult!)

Hubei girls — I’ll chop you up; (the cleaver type)

Jiangsu/Zhejiang girls — I’ll rub you to death; (really the best way to die!)

Xuzhou girls —— I’ll pinch you to death; (gently pinch you to death)

Hunan girls — I’ll spice you to death; (people from Hunan wouldn’t be afraid of that anyway)

Sichuan girls — I’ll sear you to death; (spicy girls, after all!)

Fujian girls — I’ll cover you to death with a hat; (guess the hat must be kind of big)

Chongqing girls - - I’ll bite you to death; (that’s a fierce one!)

Hainan girls — I’ll smash you to death with a coconut; (they’re everywhere anyway, might as well use them)

Xinjiang girls — I’ll strangle you to death with a silk scarf; (just thinking about it makes my throat itch)

Mongolian girls — I’ll soak you to death in mare’s milk; (no way!)

Tibetan girls — of course they’d plaster you to the wall with yak dung and suffocate you alive (that works too?)

Suzhou girls —— I won’t “tian” you (note: tian means pay attention to or bother with someone, in Suzhou dialect);

Girls on the forum — I’ll flood you to death. (Hehe, too much chatter-posting)



Actually, we MM aren’t that bad at all, it’s all because of some GG causing trouble~

What Beijing girls say sounds the best.

Looks like a few provinces are still missing, I can’t remember clearly anymore.

What would Guizhou MM say??

I don’t know, I don’t know where Guizhou is?

Taiwan girls: I’ll castrate you myself~~ (scary, huh~ Taiwan girls are not easy to mess with)

The following is a quote from Dark-Destroy at 2003-6-7 12:53:11:
Taiwan girls: I’ll castrate you myself~~ (scary, huh~ Taiwan girls are not easy to mess with)

Huh??????

What??

Hong Kong girls: You watch it!! (You be careful!!)(You’d have no idea what she might do........)

Hehe, Hong Kong and Taiwan are equally scary~~

"I don’t know where Guizhou is?"

Huh? Do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know.

Hehe, I really don’t know it that well~~

I’ve seen and heard about Guizhou on TV.

Judging from your posts, I think you’re still an elementary school student.

Heh, I’m in Taiwan, so I’m really not very clear on mainland geography~~