Beijing girls — I’ll do you in;
Northeast girls — I’ll stomp you to death; (probably because they’re tall and strong)
Guangdong girls — I’ll hate you to death; (killing by pure thought??)
Shanghai girls — I’ll act cutesy till you die; (not a bad way to go, huh?)
Hebei girls - - I’ll smother you to death with a white towel; (maybe they’d even spray some DDVP on the towel)
Guangxi girls — I’ll butcher you; (direct enough, right?)
Yunnan girls — I’ll poison you to death; (makes sense, birthplace of the Five Poisons Cult!)
Hubei girls — I’ll chop you up; (the cleaver type)
Jiangsu/Zhejiang girls — I’ll rub you to death; (really the best way to die!)
Xuzhou girls —— I’ll pinch you to death; (gently pinch you to death)
Hunan girls — I’ll spice you to death; (people from Hunan wouldn’t be afraid of that anyway)
Sichuan girls — I’ll sear you to death; (spicy girls, after all!)
Fujian girls — I’ll cover you to death with a hat; (guess the hat must be kind of big)
Chongqing girls - - I’ll bite you to death; (that’s a fierce one!)
Hainan girls — I’ll smash you to death with a coconut; (they’re everywhere anyway, might as well use them)
Xinjiang girls — I’ll strangle you to death with a silk scarf; (just thinking about it makes my throat itch)
Mongolian girls — I’ll soak you to death in mare’s milk; (no way!)
Tibetan girls — of course they’d plaster you to the wall with yak dung and suffocate you alive (that works too?)
Suzhou girls —— I won’t “tian” you (note: tian means pay attention to or bother with someone, in Suzhou dialect);
Girls on the forum — I’ll flood you to death. (Hehe, too much chatter-posting)
Actually, we MM aren’t that bad at all, it’s all because of some GG causing trouble~
Northeast girls — I’ll stomp you to death; (probably because they’re tall and strong)
Guangdong girls — I’ll hate you to death; (killing by pure thought??)
Shanghai girls — I’ll act cutesy till you die; (not a bad way to go, huh?)
Hebei girls - - I’ll smother you to death with a white towel; (maybe they’d even spray some DDVP on the towel)
Guangxi girls — I’ll butcher you; (direct enough, right?)
Yunnan girls — I’ll poison you to death; (makes sense, birthplace of the Five Poisons Cult!)
Hubei girls — I’ll chop you up; (the cleaver type)
Jiangsu/Zhejiang girls — I’ll rub you to death; (really the best way to die!)
Xuzhou girls —— I’ll pinch you to death; (gently pinch you to death)
Hunan girls — I’ll spice you to death; (people from Hunan wouldn’t be afraid of that anyway)
Sichuan girls — I’ll sear you to death; (spicy girls, after all!)
Fujian girls — I’ll cover you to death with a hat; (guess the hat must be kind of big)
Chongqing girls - - I’ll bite you to death; (that’s a fierce one!)
Hainan girls — I’ll smash you to death with a coconut; (they’re everywhere anyway, might as well use them)
Xinjiang girls — I’ll strangle you to death with a silk scarf; (just thinking about it makes my throat itch)
Mongolian girls — I’ll soak you to death in mare’s milk; (no way!)
Tibetan girls — of course they’d plaster you to the wall with yak dung and suffocate you alive (that works too?)
Suzhou girls —— I won’t “tian” you (note: tian means pay attention to or bother with someone, in Suzhou dialect);
Girls on the forum — I’ll flood you to death. (Hehe, too much chatter-posting)
Actually, we MM aren’t that bad at all, it’s all because of some GG causing trouble~
