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I really want a wife,
to cook and make meals for me.
But reality is so helpless,
so I still have to wait.
And because loneliness is hard to bear,
I’ve been in love a few times.
Who knew that after repeated battles I’d keep losing,
and get dumped with ease.
Actually I find it strange too,
why am I always the one eliminated.
After all the blows and hurt,
I finally more or less know why.
They dislike that I don’t care how I dress,
dislike that I’m not handsome.
Dislike that I’m too short,
dislike that I have no style.
Pandas aren’t handsome either,
yet they’re loved by the whole world.
Being ugly is a natural disaster,
being short is because of calcium deficiency.
As a person I only ask to be upright,
what’s all that talk about dress and style!
In our era,
we’re destined to lack true love.
Women are either too bad,
or too narrow-minded.
Perhaps aside from that,
there are still some who are lovely.
I only fear that by now,
they already have children.
Facing this kind of situation,
don’t get furious and upset.
Besides enduring it,
at least we can still wait.
As long as you believe in true love,
it definitely exists.
Either we just don’t love,
or if we love, love wholeheartedly.
Without the watering of love,
life is utterly dull.
Only with a good state of mind,
can you stay cheerful.
Love too has its good and bad,
you absolutely must not be careless.
I’m willing to wait,
even if my youth is gone.
SARS has been bad lately,
so I want a wife even more.
To bear me a son,
so at least there’ll be some future.

If you keep losing after repeated battles, then all the more you should keep fighting after repeated defeats. Chasing girls requires this kind of spirit. I wonder if girls all like this?

Ugh!

I'm collapsing~~~~~~~~~~!

The following is quoted from 李小龙 on 2003-6-6 17:25:19:
I really want a wife, to cook and make meals for me.
But reality is so helpless, so I still have to wait.
And because loneliness is hard to bear, I’ve been in love a few times.
Who knew that after repeated battles I’d keep losing, and get dumped with ease.
Actually I find it strange too, why am I always the one eliminated.
After all the blows and hurt, I finally more or less know why.
They dislike that I don’t care how I dress, dislike that I’m not handsome.
Dislike that I’m too short, dislike that I have no style.
Pandas aren’t handsome either, yet they’re loved by the whole world.
Being ugly is a natural disaster, being short is because of calcium deficiency.
As a person I only ask to be upright, what’s all that talk about dress and style!
In our era, we’re destined to lack true love.
Women are either too bad, or too narrow-minded.
Perhaps aside from that, there are still some who are lovely.
I only fear that by now, they already have children.
Facing this kind of situation, don’t get furious and upset.
Besides enduring it, at least we can still wait.
As long as you believe in true love, it definitely exists.
Either we just don’t love, or if we love, love wholeheartedly.
Without the watering of love, life is utterly dull.
Only with a good state of mind, can you stay cheerful.
Love too has its good and bad, you absolutely must not be careless.
I’m willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.
SARS has been bad lately, so I want a wife even more.
To bear me a son, so at least there’ll be some future.

A real man should establish his career first and then start a family. At least that’s what I think

Ugh, this seems to describe me exactly.

I already saw this in the newspaper long ago.............but it's still okay.......the OP typed it out, so I'll give it a bump.........

Good, it captures the mindset of contemporary single bachelors!!
Bump!!!

Not bad, helping bump it up!!
Pitiful single noblemen!!

Me too

Luckily, I’m still underage, no need to be in such a hurry

corals, be careful they might sue you for infringement!!!