1 The weight-loss incident
Right in front of me, he openly said, "Lu Yi really admires his girlfriend's beautiful legs." I said, "What you mean is that I've gotten fat." And he actually nodded. It made me furious.
Later I swore I would lose weight, but whenever it was time to eat, he would always tell me to eat this and eat that, so in the end I had to give it up. Actually I don't have much willpower either. Besides, I'm not fat at all. He's just too skinny.
2 The computer incident
He originally had a computer at the place he rented off campus, but his mother thought it would interfere with his studies, so when he came she didn't let him bring it. I thought it was still better to have a computer. He said I should move mine from home. I deliberately annoyed him by saying, "Heh, sure, bringing it over is easy enough to say, but what if the two of us break up? I originally wanted to leave in a cool, carefree way, but this time, fine, I'd still have to move this clumsy heavy thing, while you stand in the doorway watching my crooked silhouette." After I said that I was laughing on the side, while he was mad as hell. Haha, and he even said, how can you think like that. Then I got "violently beaten up."
3 The embarrassing incident
Another time I asked him what the most embarrassing thing in his life so far was. At first he said there was nothing embarrassing. Later, under my severe interrogation, he finally confessed that the first time he saw me, he accidentally dropped his cigarette all over the floor, and felt that picking it up wasn't right, but not picking it up wasn't right either. In the end he still picked it up, blushing. Hmph! He was obvi-
ously just fobbing me off!!
4 Risking himself to save someone
I told him I couldn't swim. He laughed at me. He said he could swim, and had even saved a person. I said, "That awesome? Did that person thank you?" He replied with a twisted expression, "TMD, when he came up he was really grateful to me and said he'd repay me, but up to now he still hasn't come looking for me. Ungrateful!!" I was laughing myself sick on the side. I knew that's just the kind of luck he has.
5 The ring
One day he suddenly had the idea of buying a necklace. He asked me how much it would cost. I said, "No idea. Probably only about 800 yuan. Well, it's gold after all!" Later he magnanimously said, "I'll buy one for you too." I was so moved I could hardly pull myself out of it. I said, "No need, if you buy me a ring I'll be satisfied." He instantly became overjoyed. Then I added one more sentence, and right away he started calculating his living expenses. I said, "I want a platinum one with a diamond in it." Haha
6 Still the ring
After he said he'd give me a ring, I asked him, "If we break up, would I still have to return the ring to you?" He looked at me for quite a while, then with a smile said to me, "Of course. I still need to give it to my next girlfriend." I didn't hit him. Or attack him with words. I reminded him, "Then when you buy the ring, buy a flexible one. So your next girlfriend's finger won't be too thick to fit it on." I annoyed him so much he nearly fainted. Haha
7 Games
He likes playing Legend, but I don't understand it at all. I don't think it's very interesting either. The games I play are limited to little games, like Puzzle Bobble, solitaire, Minesweeper, racing games. The biggest games I play are Delta Force and Heroes of Might and Magic. That difference doesn't really count for much, and there's nothing much to say about it. The main thing is what comes next. One night he was playing a game, and I went to sleep early. In the morning I woke up first, and suddenly saw that the computer was still on. But I didn't save, because I couldn't find where to save it. So I simply shut the computer off directly. After he woke up and found the computer turned off, I told him what had happened. He was furious, and regretful beyond belief. He said, "Do you know? I had that computer on so my character could level in town, but you shut it off. Last night was basically practiced for nothing." Hahahaha, I laughed so hard I couldn't stand it. He, on the other hand, acted like he was holding his head and crying bitterly. I still tried to defend myself, saying, "Who told you not to teach me how to play!!"
8 Seeing me off to the station
One morning, I had arranged with my good friends to go to their school to see them, so I got up early. But when it was time for me to leave, he still wouldn't get up, much less see me off. It made me furious. I felt that meant he cared less and less about me. But I didn't say anything. I just said lightly, "I'm leaving, you just keep sleeping!!!!" In the end I went to the station by myself! That night I stayed over at my girlfriend's place. He probably was afraid I'd be angry, so he sent me a text message asking whether I was mad. I deliberately took a long time before texting him back. I replied with three words: "Not angry." From then on, he knew my temper. Ha, after that, whenever I was leaving, he never again dared not see me off. The funny thing was that another time I was about to leave, and he was just about to go to the toilet. I said, "Go ahead, no need to see me off." But he said, "It's fine, I'll go after I come back from seeing you off!" But as luck would have it, after half an hour the bus still hadn't come. He really couldn't hold it anymore, so he ran back. Haha. That's what you get—consider it punishment for last time.
Right in front of me, he openly said, "Lu Yi really admires his girlfriend's beautiful legs." I said, "What you mean is that I've gotten fat." And he actually nodded. It made me furious.
Later I swore I would lose weight, but whenever it was time to eat, he would always tell me to eat this and eat that, so in the end I had to give it up. Actually I don't have much willpower either. Besides, I'm not fat at all. He's just too skinny.
2 The computer incident
He originally had a computer at the place he rented off campus, but his mother thought it would interfere with his studies, so when he came she didn't let him bring it. I thought it was still better to have a computer. He said I should move mine from home. I deliberately annoyed him by saying, "Heh, sure, bringing it over is easy enough to say, but what if the two of us break up? I originally wanted to leave in a cool, carefree way, but this time, fine, I'd still have to move this clumsy heavy thing, while you stand in the doorway watching my crooked silhouette." After I said that I was laughing on the side, while he was mad as hell. Haha, and he even said, how can you think like that. Then I got "violently beaten up."
3 The embarrassing incident
Another time I asked him what the most embarrassing thing in his life so far was. At first he said there was nothing embarrassing. Later, under my severe interrogation, he finally confessed that the first time he saw me, he accidentally dropped his cigarette all over the floor, and felt that picking it up wasn't right, but not picking it up wasn't right either. In the end he still picked it up, blushing. Hmph! He was obvi-
ously just fobbing me off!!
4 Risking himself to save someone
I told him I couldn't swim. He laughed at me. He said he could swim, and had even saved a person. I said, "That awesome? Did that person thank you?" He replied with a twisted expression, "TMD, when he came up he was really grateful to me and said he'd repay me, but up to now he still hasn't come looking for me. Ungrateful!!" I was laughing myself sick on the side. I knew that's just the kind of luck he has.
5 The ring
One day he suddenly had the idea of buying a necklace. He asked me how much it would cost. I said, "No idea. Probably only about 800 yuan. Well, it's gold after all!" Later he magnanimously said, "I'll buy one for you too." I was so moved I could hardly pull myself out of it. I said, "No need, if you buy me a ring I'll be satisfied." He instantly became overjoyed. Then I added one more sentence, and right away he started calculating his living expenses. I said, "I want a platinum one with a diamond in it." Haha
6 Still the ring
After he said he'd give me a ring, I asked him, "If we break up, would I still have to return the ring to you?" He looked at me for quite a while, then with a smile said to me, "Of course. I still need to give it to my next girlfriend." I didn't hit him. Or attack him with words. I reminded him, "Then when you buy the ring, buy a flexible one. So your next girlfriend's finger won't be too thick to fit it on." I annoyed him so much he nearly fainted. Haha
7 Games
He likes playing Legend, but I don't understand it at all. I don't think it's very interesting either. The games I play are limited to little games, like Puzzle Bobble, solitaire, Minesweeper, racing games. The biggest games I play are Delta Force and Heroes of Might and Magic. That difference doesn't really count for much, and there's nothing much to say about it. The main thing is what comes next. One night he was playing a game, and I went to sleep early. In the morning I woke up first, and suddenly saw that the computer was still on. But I didn't save, because I couldn't find where to save it. So I simply shut the computer off directly. After he woke up and found the computer turned off, I told him what had happened. He was furious, and regretful beyond belief. He said, "Do you know? I had that computer on so my character could level in town, but you shut it off. Last night was basically practiced for nothing." Hahahaha, I laughed so hard I couldn't stand it. He, on the other hand, acted like he was holding his head and crying bitterly. I still tried to defend myself, saying, "Who told you not to teach me how to play!!"
8 Seeing me off to the station
One morning, I had arranged with my good friends to go to their school to see them, so I got up early. But when it was time for me to leave, he still wouldn't get up, much less see me off. It made me furious. I felt that meant he cared less and less about me. But I didn't say anything. I just said lightly, "I'm leaving, you just keep sleeping!!!!" In the end I went to the station by myself! That night I stayed over at my girlfriend's place. He probably was afraid I'd be angry, so he sent me a text message asking whether I was mad. I deliberately took a long time before texting him back. I replied with three words: "Not angry." From then on, he knew my temper. Ha, after that, whenever I was leaving, he never again dared not see me off. The funny thing was that another time I was about to leave, and he was just about to go to the toilet. I said, "Go ahead, no need to see me off." But he said, "It's fine, I'll go after I come back from seeing you off!" But as luck would have it, after half an hour the bus still hadn't come. He really couldn't hold it anymore, so he ran back. Haha. That's what you get—consider it punishment for last time.