The Coolest Reasons for Skipping Class - China DOS Union Forum

The most decent reason: I'm too handsome; girls from other classes keep looking at me during class.

The most realistic reason: The professor is too ugly and it affects my eyesight.

The most flattering reason: The women teachers are too pretty; they always make me lose my concentration.

The most boring reason: My deskmate won't chat with me.

The most shameless reason: I ate too much at noon, and it's uncomfortable to sit.

The saddest reason: The prettiest girl in our department is dating a guy right in front of me who's not even one-fourth as handsome as I am {my personal opinion}. How can I possibly sit through class?

The most self-concerned reason: I drank too much last night. I'm afraid it'll affect my health, so I can't attend the morning class.

The trendiest reason: I've already promised my 7th online lover that this afternoon we'll swear eternal love to each other.

The most of-a-reason reason: My classmate is going to treat me to a meal with the money he owes me, because he doesn't plan to pay me back anymore.

The cheapest reason: Today I'm helping a classmate's family carry Chinese cabbages.

The most overbearing reason: I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm just not going.

The most helpless reason: I haven't washed my socks for half a month, and today I have none to wear, so I have no choice but to stay home.

The most supportive-of-anti-counterfeiting reason: I ate too many cheap mutton skewers, and this morning the diarrhea was so bad I couldn't get out of bed.

The most beyond-my-control reason: A buddy from another class wants to challenge me, the youngest billiards prince in the whole department {self-proclaimed}, so I have no choice but to go deal with it.

The most embarrassing reason: I was looking at pretty girls while walking and accidentally broke my glasses, so I have to go get them fixed.

The most admirable reason: Today I'm going to learn from Lei Feng.

The most frustrated reason: I got dumped, so I'm boycotting class for a day.

The most nonsensical reason: Dad wants to marry a wife, Mom wants to marry off.

The reason that insults the Ministry of Education the most: The school's desks and chairs are too hard and affect my sleep quality.

The most absurd reason: Aliens are invading, and I'm sewing underpants for Superman.

The most innocent reason: Last night I spent the whole night counting stars.

The least forget-your-roots reason: Today I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys.

The most progressive reason: I picked up 1 yuan and spent the whole day looking for a policeman uncle.

The most pitiful reason: I got lost and ran into a female hooligan.

The sickest reason: I brushed my teeth all day.

The most patriotic reason: I'm going to demonstrate in front of the U.S. consulate to commemorate the bombing of our embassy in Yugoslavia!

The most boastful reason: Annan needs me for something.

The most unrelated reason: Our neighbor is about to have a baby.

The most perverted reason: There are always a few uncomfortable days every month.

The most pointless reason: Today is "9*18", I'm going to risk my life fighting Japanese people.

The most fairy-tale-like reason: I'm treating Hua Mulan to KFC.

The most hooligan reason: Confucius is asking me out for drinks and prostitutes.

The most religion-mocking reason: I'm setting up a monk on a blind date.

The most abstract reason: A donkey wearing glasses was painting on the street, and I watched it all day.

The happiest reason: A beauty harassed me on the way to school.

The most impossible reason: In order to protect state property, I fought criminals all day! 　　

The most dishonest reason: I was leading Young Pioneers wearing red scarves across the street and got hit by a car.

The most miserable reason: We ran out of toilet paper at home, so I sat in the toilet until my mom got off work.

The most vain reason: I looked in the mirror all day and spent all day combing my crew cut.

The most sleepwalking-like reason: Today Li Lianying and I went to negotiate with the Eight-Nation Alliance.

Floor1　李小龙	Posted 2003-06-05 00:00
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The most decent reason: I'm too handsome; girls from other classes keep looking at me during class. The most realistic reason: The professor is too ugly and it affects my eyesight. The most flattering reason: The women teachers are too pretty; they always make me lose my concentration. The most boring reason: My deskmate won't chat with me. The most shameless reason: I ate too much at noon, and it's uncomfortable to sit. The saddest reason: The prettiest girl in our department is dating a guy right in front of me who's not even one-fourth as handsome as I am {my personal opinion}. How can I possibly sit through class? The most self-concerned reason: I drank too much last night. I'm afraid it'll affect my health, so I can't attend the morning class. The trendiest reason: I've already promised my 7th online lover that this afternoon we'll swear eternal love to each other. The most of-a-reason reason: My classmate is going to treat me to a meal with the money he owes me, because he doesn't plan to pay me back anymore. The cheapest reason: Today I'm helping a classmate's family carry Chinese cabbages. The most overbearing reason: I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm just not going. The most helpless reason: I haven't washed my socks for half a month, and today I have none to wear, so I have no choice but to stay home. The most supportive-of-anti-counterfeiting reason: I ate too many cheap mutton skewers, and this morning the diarrhea was so bad I couldn't get out of bed. The most beyond-my-control reason: A buddy from another class wants to challenge me, the youngest billiards prince in the whole department {self-proclaimed}, so I have no choice but to go deal with it. The most embarrassing reason: I was looking at pretty girls while walking and accidentally broke my glasses, so I have to go get them fixed. The most admirable reason: Today I'm going to learn from Lei Feng. The most frustrated reason: I got dumped, so I'm boycotting class for a day. The most nonsensical reason: Dad wants to marry a wife, Mom wants to marry off. The reason that insults the Ministry of Education the most: The school's desks and chairs are too hard and affect my sleep quality. The most absurd reason: Aliens are invading, and I'm sewing underpants for Superman. The most innocent reason: Last night I spent the whole night counting stars. The least forget-your-roots reason: Today I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys. The most progressive reason: I picked up 1 yuan and spent the whole day looking for a policeman uncle. The most pitiful reason: I got lost and ran into a female hooligan. The sickest reason: I brushed my teeth all day. The most patriotic reason: I'm going to demonstrate in front of the U.S. consulate to commemorate the bombing of our embassy in Yugoslavia! The most boastful reason: Annan needs me for something. The most unrelated reason: Our neighbor is about to have a baby. The most perverted reason: There are always a few uncomfortable days every month. The most pointless reason: Today is "9*18", I'm going to risk my life fighting Japanese people. The most fairy-tale-like reason: I'm treating Hua Mulan to KFC. The most hooligan reason: Confucius is asking me out for drinks and prostitutes. The most religion-mocking reason: I'm setting up a monk on a blind date. The most abstract reason: A donkey wearing glasses was painting on the street, and I watched it all day. The happiest reason: A beauty harassed me on the way to school. The most impossible reason: In order to protect state property, I fought criminals all day! 　　 The most dishonest reason: I was leading Young Pioneers wearing red scarves across the street and got hit by a car. The most miserable reason: We ran out of toilet paper at home, so I sat in the toilet until my mom got off work. The most vain reason: I looked in the mirror all day and spent all day combing my crew cut. The most sleepwalking-like reason: Today Li Lianying and I went to negotiate with the Eight-Nation Alliance.

Floor2　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-07 00:00
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Elementary school students better not read this, okay