The most decent reason: I'm too handsome; girls from other classes keep looking at me during class.
The most realistic reason: The professor is too ugly and it affects my eyesight.
The most flattering reason: The women teachers are too pretty; they always make me lose my concentration.
The most boring reason: My deskmate won't chat with me.
The most shameless reason: I ate too much at noon, and it's uncomfortable to sit.
The saddest reason: The prettiest girl in our department is dating a guy right in front of me who's not even one-fourth as handsome as I am {my personal opinion}. How can I possibly sit through class?
The most self-concerned reason: I drank too much last night. I'm afraid it'll affect my health, so I can't attend the morning class.
The trendiest reason: I've already promised my 7th online lover that this afternoon we'll swear eternal love to each other.
The most of-a-reason reason: My classmate is going to treat me to a meal with the money he owes me, because he doesn't plan to pay me back anymore.
The cheapest reason: Today I'm helping a classmate's family carry Chinese cabbages.
The most overbearing reason: I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm just not going.
The most helpless reason: I haven't washed my socks for half a month, and today I have none to wear, so I have no choice but to stay home.
The most supportive-of-anti-counterfeiting reason: I ate too many cheap mutton skewers, and this morning the diarrhea was so bad I couldn't get out of bed.
The most beyond-my-control reason: A buddy from another class wants to challenge me, the youngest billiards prince in the whole department {self-proclaimed}, so I have no choice but to go deal with it.
The most embarrassing reason: I was looking at pretty girls while walking and accidentally broke my glasses, so I have to go get them fixed.
The most admirable reason: Today I'm going to learn from Lei Feng.
The most frustrated reason: I got dumped, so I'm boycotting class for a day.
The most nonsensical reason: Dad wants to marry a wife, Mom wants to marry off.
The reason that insults the Ministry of Education the most: The school's desks and chairs are too hard and affect my sleep quality.
The most absurd reason: Aliens are invading, and I'm sewing underpants for Superman.
The most innocent reason: Last night I spent the whole night counting stars.
The least forget-your-roots reason: Today I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys.
The most progressive reason: I picked up 1 yuan and spent the whole day looking for a policeman uncle.
The most pitiful reason: I got lost and ran into a female hooligan.
The sickest reason: I brushed my teeth all day.
The most patriotic reason: I'm going to demonstrate in front of the U.S. consulate to commemorate the bombing of our embassy in Yugoslavia!
The most boastful reason: Annan needs me for something.
The most unrelated reason: Our neighbor is about to have a baby.
The most perverted reason: There are always a few uncomfortable days every month.
The most pointless reason: Today is "9*18", I'm going to risk my life fighting Japanese people.
The most fairy-tale-like reason: I'm treating Hua Mulan to KFC.
The most hooligan reason: Confucius is asking me out for drinks and prostitutes.
The most religion-mocking reason: I'm setting up a monk on a blind date.
The most abstract reason: A donkey wearing glasses was painting on the street, and I watched it all day.
The happiest reason: A beauty harassed me on the way to school.
The most impossible reason: In order to protect state property, I fought criminals all day!
The most dishonest reason: I was leading Young Pioneers wearing red scarves across the street and got hit by a car.
The most miserable reason: We ran out of toilet paper at home, so I sat in the toilet until my mom got off work.
The most vain reason: I looked in the mirror all day and spent all day combing my crew cut.
The most sleepwalking-like reason: Today Li Lianying and I went to negotiate with the Eight-Nation Alliance.
The most realistic reason: The professor is too ugly and it affects my eyesight.
The most flattering reason: The women teachers are too pretty; they always make me lose my concentration.
The most boring reason: My deskmate won't chat with me.
The most shameless reason: I ate too much at noon, and it's uncomfortable to sit.
The saddest reason: The prettiest girl in our department is dating a guy right in front of me who's not even one-fourth as handsome as I am {my personal opinion}. How can I possibly sit through class?
The most self-concerned reason: I drank too much last night. I'm afraid it'll affect my health, so I can't attend the morning class.
The trendiest reason: I've already promised my 7th online lover that this afternoon we'll swear eternal love to each other.
The most of-a-reason reason: My classmate is going to treat me to a meal with the money he owes me, because he doesn't plan to pay me back anymore.
The cheapest reason: Today I'm helping a classmate's family carry Chinese cabbages.
The most overbearing reason: I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm just not going.
The most helpless reason: I haven't washed my socks for half a month, and today I have none to wear, so I have no choice but to stay home.
The most supportive-of-anti-counterfeiting reason: I ate too many cheap mutton skewers, and this morning the diarrhea was so bad I couldn't get out of bed.
The most beyond-my-control reason: A buddy from another class wants to challenge me, the youngest billiards prince in the whole department {self-proclaimed}, so I have no choice but to go deal with it.
The most embarrassing reason: I was looking at pretty girls while walking and accidentally broke my glasses, so I have to go get them fixed.
The most admirable reason: Today I'm going to learn from Lei Feng.
The most frustrated reason: I got dumped, so I'm boycotting class for a day.
The most nonsensical reason: Dad wants to marry a wife, Mom wants to marry off.
The reason that insults the Ministry of Education the most: The school's desks and chairs are too hard and affect my sleep quality.
The most absurd reason: Aliens are invading, and I'm sewing underpants for Superman.
The most innocent reason: Last night I spent the whole night counting stars.
The least forget-your-roots reason: Today I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys.
The most progressive reason: I picked up 1 yuan and spent the whole day looking for a policeman uncle.
The most pitiful reason: I got lost and ran into a female hooligan.
The sickest reason: I brushed my teeth all day.
The most patriotic reason: I'm going to demonstrate in front of the U.S. consulate to commemorate the bombing of our embassy in Yugoslavia!
The most boastful reason: Annan needs me for something.
The most unrelated reason: Our neighbor is about to have a baby.
The most perverted reason: There are always a few uncomfortable days every month.
The most pointless reason: Today is "9*18", I'm going to risk my life fighting Japanese people.
The most fairy-tale-like reason: I'm treating Hua Mulan to KFC.
The most hooligan reason: Confucius is asking me out for drinks and prostitutes.
The most religion-mocking reason: I'm setting up a monk on a blind date.
The most abstract reason: A donkey wearing glasses was painting on the street, and I watched it all day.
The happiest reason: A beauty harassed me on the way to school.
The most impossible reason: In order to protect state property, I fought criminals all day!
The most dishonest reason: I was leading Young Pioneers wearing red scarves across the street and got hit by a car.
The most miserable reason: We ran out of toilet paper at home, so I sat in the toilet until my mom got off work.
The most vain reason: I looked in the mirror all day and spent all day combing my crew cut.
The most sleepwalking-like reason: Today Li Lianying and I went to negotiate with the Eight-Nation Alliance.
