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Original Poster Posted 2003-06-02 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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A while ago, I bought a TV tuner card and installed it in my computer to watch TV. Just then my girlfriend came over to hang out. She was a total computer newbie and only knew how to use QQ. I showed off a bit in front of her, and sure enough she said in an admiring tone: "You're amazing, a computer can even watch TV?"
"No big deal!"
"You're awesome!"
"Hehe!"
"I want to play too!"
"Sure! You go ahead, I'll get you something to drink."

When I came back, I found my girlfriend was gone, but a whole pile of text had been left on the computer screen:

C:\>TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>watch TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>turn on TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>open TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>TV on

Bad command or file name

C:\>on

Bad command or file name

C:\>I want to watch TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>I want to watch CCTV-6

Bad command or file name

C:\>Chinese Satellite TV

Bad command or file name

C:\> ......I want to watch TV!

Bad command or file name

C:\>I'm getting mad

Bad command or file name

C:\>are you going to let me watch it or not

Bad command or file name

C:\>@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^

Bad command or file name

C:\>stupid TV

Bad command or file name

C:\>I'm not playing with you anymore

Bad command or file name

C:\>Aww... please... just turn on for a second

Bad command or file name

C:\>really won't turn on

Bad command or file name

C:\>really....

Bad command or file name

C:\>fine... just you remember this...

Bad command or file name

C:\>formAT C:/u/q




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Floor 2 Posted 2003-06-02 00:00　·　 中国 河北 石家庄 联通
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That last command was used with real skill!!!
Floor 3 Posted 2003-06-02 00:00　·　 中国 台湾 台南市 远传电信
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Floor 4 Posted 2003-06-03 00:00　·　 中国 河南 焦作 教育网
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Hehe, when I get back I'll try it too (except for that last command)
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Floor 5 Posted 2003-06-04 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 随州 电信
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Hehe, interesting.
But there's one big loophole, did everyone notice it? If FORMAT C：/Q/U was already run, could you still see the previous commands? Unless DOS isn't on drive C. Of course, if it's under WINDOWS, this command can't be used either. The following prompt would appear:

Drive C: is currently in use by another process.
Aborting Format.
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Floor 6 Posted 2003-06-04 00:00　·　 中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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Haha. Without specifying the path, it probably can't call the format command.
So it should still be: Bad command or file name
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Floor 7 Posted 2003-06-05 00:00　·　 中国 广东 佛山 禅城区 电信
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The path doesn't necessarily need to be specified; FORMAT is generally in one of the paths pointed to by PATH.
But when formatting the hard drive it will definitely ask whether you're sure. Without the /U parameter you have to answer twice; with the /U parameter you still have to answer Y at least once.
The author left that out.
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Floor 8 Posted 2004-04-07 00:00　·　 中国 安徽 淮南 电信
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That last command should be changed to C：\CLS
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