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| 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » 【Funny】An Elementary School Composition That Frightened Teachers and Alerted the Ministry of Public Security~ |
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| Floor1 fujun | Posted 2007-06-12 03:03 |
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There are nine members in my family, and everyone is very kind. I have a kind and amiable mother, a healthy and cheerful father, an honest father, and a brother in high school, an older brother who was expelled from school, and an older sister who is considering dropping out of school or having an abortion, and a nephew whose gender is unknown. Actually, there is also a grandmother, but the grandmother is on the run and the grandfather is in prison, so they are not at home.
I think the grandmother will live a long life, because the elderly always need to exercise more, not always sit. Grandpa, do you think so? Mom usually likes to make phone calls, because she works at home and can operate a porn phone line. Dad A likes to plant flowers and grass on holidays, but recently the harvested crops have been seized and destroyed by the police. Is there anything wrong with liking to grow poppies and marijuana? He has been not very happy these days, and Dad B will comfort Dad A: "The time is not right, it is better to come to the company to work." Dad B likes to cook supper for everyone. He goes to work very late every day, which is to be a male prostitute at midnight. Elder brother often plays computer, builds a file management for the class list of collecting protection fees, he is the first one in the south district, I am proud of my brother. The second brother wants to go to Dad B's company to work, and Dad B thinks he can come when he is older. The sister's hobby is collecting matchboxes. She has collected more than 990 so far. She said her goal is to burn down this house one day. I most admire the police uncle. He lurks near my house every day, making us feel safe. Moreover, he comes to my house every day and asks me, "Has dad come back?" The police uncle is too touching, actively caring about the family members. The so-called police and the people are of one heart, so we should respect the police uncle. The atmosphere of my family is very harmonious, and it is also clean. Not a single shell can be found. Dad specially told me how to maintain his pistols, submachine guns, and hand grenades after each use, so that I can experience that things must be well cherished and maintained after use, otherwise I will regret it when using them. Dad told me a lot of principles of being a person and doing things. With such a happy family, I must study hard to live up to the love of my family. "Child, the territory in the south district will all be yours in the future!" The encouragement from the family always warms my heart. |
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| Floor2 qinbuer | Posted 2007-06-12 13:00 |
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| Floor3 ccwan | Posted 2007-06-14 08:47 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,160 Credits 2,725 From 河北廊坊 | |
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This is quite funny.
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| Floor4 qaz1223 | Posted 2007-06-14 14:13 |
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| Floor5 348016371 | Posted 2007-06-18 23:44 |
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Such a powerful family!!!!!
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| Floor6 byxyk | Posted 2007-06-18 23:45 |
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Haha
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| Floor7 huiker2431 | Posted 2007-06-19 23:12 |
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What a powerful family lineup!
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| Floor8 lujiaqi | Posted 2007-06-28 22:55 |
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| Floor9 bugaoxing | Posted 2007-06-30 00:18 |
| 中级用户 Posts 204 Credits 398 From 广西 | |
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This family is pretty good
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| Floor10 jmz573515 | Posted 2007-07-01 11:26 |
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| Floor11 qjldw | Posted 2007-07-01 15:34 |
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| Floor12 gwhlove | Posted 2007-10-05 03:48 |
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| Floor13 VAF | Posted 2007-10-07 00:01 |
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Actually, to be very realistic.
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| Floor14 fyszgz | Posted 2007-10-11 21:50 |
| 新手上路 Posts 7 Credits 14 | |
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The lineup is quite strong... Hehe...
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| Floor15 不得不爱 | Posted 2007-10-12 12:07 |
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