China DOS Union

1. If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd gladly keep making that mistake again and again.
2. If you marry a wife, you should marry Xiao Zhao; if you make friends, you should make friends with Linghu Chong; if you're going to be a man, best be Qiao Feng; and if you're going to make your way in the world, it still has to be Wei Xiaobao.
3. A so-called net bug is someone who sees underlined text in a magazine and wants to click it with a mouse.
4. Make the first move and you suffer; make the second move and you suffer even more.
5. Nonsense is the first sentence in human relations.
6. My goldfish drowned this morning. :~(
7. Even beasts have at least a little compassion, while I don't have any at all, so I'm not a beast.
8. Ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too talkative; I'm a pig, I'm very well-behaved.
9. No matter how old a member of the human race is, in front of money, everyone is young.
10. Evil people never joke around; they have to hurry up and do evil.
11. Heavens! I picked up another cent again, I'm making a killing!
12. Facing the enemy's brutal torture, I have only three words: I told them all....
13. You're very pretty, but in our crowd of handsome guys, it's not your turn yet.
14. People who play Go just love to make captures.
15. At home, rely on your parents; online, rely on fellow forum members.
16. Why don't cats eat fish nowadays? Could it be BBS tastes better?
17. The moon has its waxing and waning, cats have disconnects and broken networks; since ancient times, nothing is ever complete.
18. Brothers, I'll toss out a brick first; if you've got jade, just throw it over here.
19. Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism; stealing lots of people's ideas is research.
20. If someone has difficulties, help them; if they don't have difficulties, create some difficulties and still help them. But in front of a beauty, it gets revised to: if there's danger, save her; if there isn't any danger, create some danger and then save her.
21. I originally thought I was pretty evil; only after meeting him did I realize that people kinder than me hardly exist.
22. I never write typoos, but I do write interchangeable characters.
23. An IQ test is just to see exactly how dumb you are.
24. A man being decisive looks firm; a woman being decisive looks rash.
25. I installed a one-inch monitor, so my mistakes look a little smaller.
26. One person's motto: one lousy cobbler can kill three Zhuge Liangs.
27. I won't just stand there and watch you jump into the fire pit; I'll close my eyes.
28. As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; if you cry, you're the only one crying in the whole world.
29. Even if you've used FPE to modify money, you must never forget the fine tradition of hard work and plain living.
30. When using a computer, if you run into an emergency, please immediately smash the monitor hard, to protect the main unit.
31. The thing I regret most in my life is writing this letter to you right now.
32. I want to be emperor, but I'm afraid of the hassle; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid there's too much to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of washing the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.
33. Your computer has the four famous poisons CMOS, BIOS, CACHE, and CPU. You might as well sell it to me for two cents.
34. Microsecond: the span of time in which a new computer turns into an old computer.
35. It's not that I wasn't careful, it's that I did it on purpose.
36. It's not hard for a person to make mistakes; what's hard is making nothing but mistakes for a whole lifetime and never correcting them.
37. Everyone raises children hoping they'll be smart; I was ruined by being smart all my life.
38. In this life, people are nothing more than letting others laugh at them, and occasionally laughing at others.
39. The Yangtze's rear waves push the front waves on, and the front waves S on the beach.
40. No matter how big a woman's matter is, it's still a small matter; no matter how small a brother's matter is, it's still a big matter. It's not about eating in one place for a lifetime, but about having food wherever you go for a lifetime.
41. Good friends are simple, good friendship is clean and refreshing, good fate lasts a long, long time....

Not bad!!
This deserves a bump!!