After SARS is over… (hilarious) - China DOS Union Forum

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An utterly helpless Beijinger put it this way:

When SARS is over! I TNND will never wash my hands so often again, I'll touch whatever is dirty, and use my hands as a rag.

　　When SARS is over! I TNND will never use a thermometer again, I'll just hold the thermometer over a fire, then send it to the farmers in the suburbs to look at.

When SARS is over! I TNND will never drink Chinese medicine again, every day I'll mix Banlangen with water and pour it away, and use it to clean the toilet.

When SARS is over! I TNND will never stockpile food again, even buying a cup of yogurt I'll go to the supermarket twice, take the bottle once, take the straw once.

If you want to keep laughing, click the link: http://cn.jokes.yahoo.com/030527/150/1mo9h.html

Floor1　红色狂想	Posted 2003-05-27 00:00
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My joke collection: An utterly helpless Beijinger put it this way: When SARS is over! I TNND will never wash my hands so often again, I'll touch whatever is dirty, and use my hands as a rag. 　　When SARS is over! I TNND will never use a thermometer again, I'll just hold the thermometer over a fire, then send it to the farmers in the suburbs to look at. When SARS is over! I TNND will never drink Chinese medicine again, every day I'll mix Banlangen with water and pour it away, and use it to clean the toilet. When SARS is over! I TNND will never stockpile food again, even buying a cup of yogurt I'll go to the supermarket twice, take the bottle once, take the straw once. If you want to keep laughing, click the link: http://cn.jokes.yahoo.com/030527/150/1mo9h.html

Floor2　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-05-28 00:00
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