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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] After SARS is over… (hilarious) View 1,151 Replies 1
Original Poster Posted 2003-05-27 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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An utterly helpless Beijinger put it this way:

When SARS is over! I TNND will never wash my hands so often again, I'll touch whatever is dirty, and use my hands as a rag.

  When SARS is over! I TNND will never use a thermometer again, I'll just hold the thermometer over a fire, then send it to the farmers in the suburbs to look at.

When SARS is over! I TNND will never drink Chinese medicine again, every day I'll mix Banlangen with water and pour it away, and use it to clean the toilet.

When SARS is over! I TNND will never stockpile food again, even buying a cup of yogurt I'll go to the supermarket twice, take the bottle once, take the straw once.

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Floor 2 Posted 2003-05-28 00:00 ·  中国 台湾 远传电信
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