Peek secretly, don't laugh out loud zz
I was always restless at school. In my first year of college, during the first self-study class, I was feeling depressed in the classroom and then ran to the aisle to smoke.
I just lit the cigarette when a pretty girl came. She asked me, "You're studying self-study now! Why did you run out?"
I said, I came out to smoke because I was bored. Which class are you from? Why did you run out too.
The pretty girl pointed at our classroom and said, that class!
I was very excited at that time and said, We're in the same class? Why, are you also depressed?
She said: Yeah, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to find him.
I smiled and said, It seems there are still people who can't sit still. Why do you look for him? You're not his mom!
MM: There's no way. I'm his class teacher!
I was completely stunned at that time……
After a minute, I forced out a sentence: Teacher, you look really young……
Yesterday I went to KFC. There was a couple behind me in the queue. I saw they ordered a lot of food and then sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl started eating like crazy, as if she hadn't eaten for days, while the boy was nibbling on fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked earnestly: "Qingqing, can I pursue you?"
The girl didn't look up and directly said: "No!"
The boy asked again: "Is there no possibility at all?"
The girl干脆ly said: "No possibility at all!"
The boy was stunned, staring straight at her, staying there……
At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other. She felt the boy was looking at her, so she paused her big eating, then looked at the boy with a pitiful look and whispered: "Then…… can I still eat?"
People around, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was very helpless and quickly said: "Eat, eat……"
This MM is so cute...... If I'm not allowed to pursue, I must still pursue...... Chase hard!!!!
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A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women's toilet. After entering, he found there were no urinals and felt something was wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's toilet. He then walked out as if nothing had happened. Just when he was opening the door, he met a mm coming in. The mm and him glanced at each other, her face turned red, her head lowered, and she turned and got into the men's toilet.
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One day on the bus, there were too many people, it was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who let out a fart, and the environment got even worse. My friend really couldn't stand it and didn't know who did it, so there was no way. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who hasn't bought a ticket?" My friend had an idea and loudly said: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman raised her ticket high and loudly said: "I've bought the ticket!"
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Bicycle theft was very serious in the school. New bikes disappeared in a blink of an eye, but sometimes luck was good, and the stolen bicycles would appear again after a few days. One day, Xiao Jing from the same dormitory bought a new derailleur bike. She showed it off to everyone and said: "I put on the latest type of lock for this bike!" The next day, Xiao Jing came back from evening self-study, looking listless, and was holding a note in her hand. It said: Don't think there are no experts here, I borrowed the bike and will return it to you in a few days!
Not long after, the thief really returned the bike. Xiao Jing was very happy, but she was worried that the bike would be "borrowed" again. So she bought ten big locks and locked the bike tightly with五花大绑. She also put a note for the thief: See how you can "borrow" it again! The next morning, when Xiao Jing went downstairs, she found there were five more locks on the bike, and there was a note on the lock: See how you can ride it!
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Children are just innocent......
In junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework. Afraid she wouldn't agree, he rummaged through her schoolbag after she left the classroom. As a result, he found a sanitary napkin and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow! What a big band-aid!"
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This happened when I was in middle school, and up to now, it's堪称一绝.
That was an English class. The teacher asked us to make sentences with "How...". At that time, there were daily expressions learned in junior high school like "How are you, How do you do, etc. But the problem was that when everyone was brainstorming for answers, I heard a classmate in the back row say "How 优根~~~~~~~~~" (I believe friends who have played 'Street Fighter' know what it means). Immediately, all the boys in the class laughed, and the girls and the teacher looked at this sudden scene in confusion and were dazed~~~
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In middle school, a classmate moved to a new house and invited everyone to his home for dinner. There were many, many dishes. At the dinner table, his mom stood up and politely said to everyone: "You must eat your fill and drink your fill. Don't be polite, and don't waste. Now that we've moved to a new house, anyway, there's no pig at home, it's a pity to throw it away."
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Mr. H and his friend entered a high-end shopping mall. After entering the door and walking only two steps, the friend suddenly saw him sliding on the smooth marble floor like ice skating and felt very strange. Asked him, Mr. H continued to slide while pointing at the sign next to him and said seriously: "Since we're here, we have to follow the rules here." The sign said: "Caution: Slippery Floor".
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A certain leader went to the countryside for a census and asked an old farmer: Do you know why close relatives shouldn't get married? The old farmer smiled honestly and replied: Hehehee, hehehee, it's hard to start because the relationship is too familiar.
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A new building in a certain university was completed with a sculpture: A girl holds a book in her left hand and a pigeon symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from all students. As a result, many people's slogans coincided——Reading is of no use at all!
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In a literature exam, there was such a question:
Term explanation: Shakespeare (the honorific title of Shakespeare)
There was a student who answered like this: Shakespeare, a strange bird.
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When I was in primary school, there was a text called "The Waterfall". It said that the author turned around a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in the mountain. One of my female classmates read it with emotion: Turned around this mountain, I was stunned, a piece of broken cloth hanging on the mountain. The whole class was stunned.
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A brother had constipation and couldn't have a bowel movement in the toilet for a long time. Just when he was trying hard, he saw a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next stall. As soon as he entered, there came a real storm. The brother envied and said to the buddy: Dude, I really envy you.
The buddy said: Envy what, I haven't taken off my pants yet～～
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A friend's birthday, I took my little son to participate. After the meal, everyone went to KTV. The little son volunteered to sing for the protagonist. There was applause. ~~I sing a "shorten life" for the uncle. Everyone was in an uproar. I looked back at the screen: Pray.
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I just bought a house and was excited to call a buddy: 'I bought a house, but it's just a bare house (forgot to say "blank") and still needs decoration.' The buddy said: "Is there only one toilet? Then where will you live?"
I was always restless at school. In my first year of college, during the first self-study class, I was feeling depressed in the classroom and then ran to the aisle to smoke.
I just lit the cigarette when a pretty girl came. She asked me, "You're studying self-study now! Why did you run out?"
I said, I came out to smoke because I was bored. Which class are you from? Why did you run out too.
The pretty girl pointed at our classroom and said, that class!
I was very excited at that time and said, We're in the same class? Why, are you also depressed?
She said: Yeah, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to find him.
I smiled and said, It seems there are still people who can't sit still. Why do you look for him? You're not his mom!
MM: There's no way. I'm his class teacher!
I was completely stunned at that time……
After a minute, I forced out a sentence: Teacher, you look really young……
Yesterday I went to KFC. There was a couple behind me in the queue. I saw they ordered a lot of food and then sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl started eating like crazy, as if she hadn't eaten for days, while the boy was nibbling on fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked earnestly: "Qingqing, can I pursue you?"
The girl didn't look up and directly said: "No!"
The boy asked again: "Is there no possibility at all?"
The girl干脆ly said: "No possibility at all!"
The boy was stunned, staring straight at her, staying there……
At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other. She felt the boy was looking at her, so she paused her big eating, then looked at the boy with a pitiful look and whispered: "Then…… can I still eat?"
People around, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was very helpless and quickly said: "Eat, eat……"
This MM is so cute...... If I'm not allowed to pursue, I must still pursue...... Chase hard!!!!
================================================================
A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women's toilet. After entering, he found there were no urinals and felt something was wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's toilet. He then walked out as if nothing had happened. Just when he was opening the door, he met a mm coming in. The mm and him glanced at each other, her face turned red, her head lowered, and she turned and got into the men's toilet.
================================================================
One day on the bus, there were too many people, it was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who let out a fart, and the environment got even worse. My friend really couldn't stand it and didn't know who did it, so there was no way. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who hasn't bought a ticket?" My friend had an idea and loudly said: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman raised her ticket high and loudly said: "I've bought the ticket!"
=======================================
Bicycle theft was very serious in the school. New bikes disappeared in a blink of an eye, but sometimes luck was good, and the stolen bicycles would appear again after a few days. One day, Xiao Jing from the same dormitory bought a new derailleur bike. She showed it off to everyone and said: "I put on the latest type of lock for this bike!" The next day, Xiao Jing came back from evening self-study, looking listless, and was holding a note in her hand. It said: Don't think there are no experts here, I borrowed the bike and will return it to you in a few days!
Not long after, the thief really returned the bike. Xiao Jing was very happy, but she was worried that the bike would be "borrowed" again. So she bought ten big locks and locked the bike tightly with五花大绑. She also put a note for the thief: See how you can "borrow" it again! The next morning, when Xiao Jing went downstairs, she found there were five more locks on the bike, and there was a note on the lock: See how you can ride it!
================================================================
Children are just innocent......
In junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework. Afraid she wouldn't agree, he rummaged through her schoolbag after she left the classroom. As a result, he found a sanitary napkin and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow! What a big band-aid!"
================================================================
This happened when I was in middle school, and up to now, it's堪称一绝.
That was an English class. The teacher asked us to make sentences with "How...". At that time, there were daily expressions learned in junior high school like "How are you, How do you do, etc. But the problem was that when everyone was brainstorming for answers, I heard a classmate in the back row say "How 优根~~~~~~~~~" (I believe friends who have played 'Street Fighter' know what it means). Immediately, all the boys in the class laughed, and the girls and the teacher looked at this sudden scene in confusion and were dazed~~~
================================================================
In middle school, a classmate moved to a new house and invited everyone to his home for dinner. There were many, many dishes. At the dinner table, his mom stood up and politely said to everyone: "You must eat your fill and drink your fill. Don't be polite, and don't waste. Now that we've moved to a new house, anyway, there's no pig at home, it's a pity to throw it away."
================================================================
Mr. H and his friend entered a high-end shopping mall. After entering the door and walking only two steps, the friend suddenly saw him sliding on the smooth marble floor like ice skating and felt very strange. Asked him, Mr. H continued to slide while pointing at the sign next to him and said seriously: "Since we're here, we have to follow the rules here." The sign said: "Caution: Slippery Floor".
================================================================
A certain leader went to the countryside for a census and asked an old farmer: Do you know why close relatives shouldn't get married? The old farmer smiled honestly and replied: Hehehee, hehehee, it's hard to start because the relationship is too familiar.
================================================================
A new building in a certain university was completed with a sculpture: A girl holds a book in her left hand and a pigeon symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from all students. As a result, many people's slogans coincided——Reading is of no use at all!
================================================================
In a literature exam, there was such a question:
Term explanation: Shakespeare (the honorific title of Shakespeare)
There was a student who answered like this: Shakespeare, a strange bird.
================================================================
When I was in primary school, there was a text called "The Waterfall". It said that the author turned around a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in the mountain. One of my female classmates read it with emotion: Turned around this mountain, I was stunned, a piece of broken cloth hanging on the mountain. The whole class was stunned.
================================================================
A brother had constipation and couldn't have a bowel movement in the toilet for a long time. Just when he was trying hard, he saw a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next stall. As soon as he entered, there came a real storm. The brother envied and said to the buddy: Dude, I really envy you.
The buddy said: Envy what, I haven't taken off my pants yet～～
================================================================
A friend's birthday, I took my little son to participate. After the meal, everyone went to KTV. The little son volunteered to sing for the protagonist. There was applause. ~~I sing a "shorten life" for the uncle. Everyone was in an uproar. I looked back at the screen: Pray.
================================================================
I just bought a house and was excited to call a buddy: 'I bought a house, but it's just a bare house (forgot to say "blank") and still needs decoration.' The buddy said: "Is there only one toilet? Then where will you live?"
