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Selected Scary Sleeptalks

1: A classmate was on a diet. In the middle of the night, he suddenly shouted: "I want to eat braised pork, I want to eat braised beef, I want to eat braised spareribs!!!!" I almost fell off the bed!

2: A high school classmate. During military training, in the middle of the night, he used his hand to brush his hair and said: "Oh no, oh no, I fell into the ditch....."

3: I almost talk in my sleep every day. The silliest one is: "Wife, I won't dare anymore..." What's more frustrating is that this happened when I was on a business trip and was heard by the roommate!

4: It seems that military training is a high incidence period for sleeptalks. A classmate in our class said in his sleep during military training: "Miss, may I ask what your name is?" Then he changed to a female voice and said: "My name is Xiaoli." The people in the dormitory laughed until they fainted on the spot!

5: Oh, during military training, we lived in upper and lower bunks. One night I was on duty, and then I heard a classmate say a sentence: "Turn left!" Then I heard a loud noise, and that guy fell from the upper bunk---

6: A college classmate: "I landed on the moon!!! CHINA!!!" -- Obviously a patriotic person!!!

7: A classmate of mine once said in his sleep: "Fat aunt, give me a serving of braised pork chop, with green vegetables at the bottom!"

8: Oh, the MM in my dorm got up in the middle of the night and took a bite of Dakning, and said: "Not delicious" and then continued ZZZzzz.

9: One night in college, I suddenly woke up and saw a figure, swaying in front of Lao San's bed. Turn on the light! It was Lao Liu from the next dormitory, touching our Lao San's head. He was muttering: "The melon is ripe, the melon is ripe". Later, we never forgot to lock the door when sleeping!

10: In the middle of the night, a roommate older than me climbed onto my bed. At that time, I was reading Gu Long's novel, and I was startled. I asked her what had stimulated her. She put her head on my shoulder infinitely charmingly and smacked her mouth and said: "Mom, I'm changing teeth....."

11: A classmate of mine is extremely powerful. One night after grinding his teeth, he smiled sinisterly and said: "I haven't eaten human flesh for 500 years...." Scared me to not dare sleep all night!

12: Once I was reading at night, the MM on the opposite bed suddenly sat up, looked at me directly for ten seconds, nodded and said: "Hmm.... okay." I asked: "What do you want to do?" She hummed and then went to sleep. So scary.......

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Well, this has been seen before, but it's still very interesting.

Hehe, it's fun to look at now, but I'm afraid it would have scared people to death when it happened back then.

Hehe,
So scared...

One of my classmates said while sleeping: "Fat auntie, give me a portion of braised pork chops, with green vegetables at the bottom!"

My classmate once said while sleeping: "Fat auntie, give me a serving of braised pork chops, with green vegetables at the bottom!"

The next time I went to sleep, I said, "Fat auntie, bring me a portion of braised pork chop, with greens at the bottom!"

Eleven: A classmate of mine is extremely awesome. One night after grinding his teeth, he smiled sinisterly and said, "I haven't eaten human flesh for 500 years...." It scared me so much that I didn't dare to sleep all night!

Twelve: Once I was reading a book in the middle of the night, and the MM in the bed opposite suddenly sat up, stared at me directly for ten seconds, nodded and said, "Hmm.... Okay." I asked, "What are you going to do?" She hummed and then went back to sleep. So scary.......