China DOS Union

＜一＞
User: I bought your internet card, how do I use it.
Customer service, after understanding, found that the other party knows little about computer knowledge, so patiently taught from the beginning: "Please open my computer"
User: Oh, how can I open your computer?
Customer service (almost fainted): Then open your computer
User: My computer is already on.
Customer service: Completely fainted, and then spent a lot of effort on "your computer"
＜二＞
User: Why can't I always get online
Customer service asked the situation: "Maybe it's a problem with your modem"
User: Okay, wait a minute... Okay, I've locked my modem outside the door "
Customer service:!!!!!
＜三＞
User: Oh no, the computer is broken
Customer service: What's the symptom?
I dial up to access the internet, and I need to enter the username and password. When entering the username, there's no problem, but
when entering the password,
I clearly entered numbers, but what's displayed are stars...
#$&^&&*****＝(!!!

Mobile customer service center,

＜一＞
Customer service: May I have your mobile phone number? (What's your mobile phone number?)
User clicked rapidly on the phone to press his own mobile phone number.
Customer service (.....): Sir, I mean please report the mobile phone number.........

＜二＞
Customer service: Hello, is there anything I can help you with?
User: Please transfer me to the manual service.
Customer service: ........(Treat me as a robot?)

Game customer service center,

＜一＞
Customer: The Allied Forces 2 in your Delta Force can't be played!
Customer service:??!!! What disc is it?
Customer: Zang Jing Ge.
..................
＜二＞
Customer: Why can't your company's game be played??
Customer service: If there is a problem with the disc quality, you can go to the dealer to exchange it
Customer: Forget it, anyway, it's only five yuan
Customer service: @#$^&*()!
＜三＞
Customer: Hello, why can't I read the disc?
Service: I tried it and it's okay, please confirm.
Customer: It really can't be read, can you come over?
Service: Is it a problem with your disc?
Customer: No...
Service:...(Continue to judge what's the reason)
Customer:...(Continue to say it's not working)
Service: Okay, I'll come over!
When the customer service arrived, he took a look and found that it couldn't be read. He opened the CD drive, and there was a floppy disk inside...

＜二＞
Customer service: Hello, is there anything I can help you with?
User: Please transfer me to the human service desk.
Customer service: ........(Treat me as a robot?)

Game customer service center,

This is funny

Wow....hahahahahaha.....

Is it true? That's just funny

Hehe!~! Let it pass with a smile

Hehe
So it turns out that's how it is

Haha

Hehe, really very funny

yun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......Dizzy......Noob

gfretertjp Oh, the customer service is really a bit tiring

Haha