Conversation at KFC — Ordering (hilarious) - China DOS Union Forum

My joke collection:

Waiter: Welcome to KFC, what would you like to order?

Customer: One hamburger.

Waiter: Spicy or not spicy?

Customer: Spicy.

Waiter: If you add another two yuan, you can upgrade it to a double hamburger. Is that okay?

Customer: Okay, double hamburger.

Waiter: What else would you like?

Customer: French fries.

Waiter: Would you like large, medium, or small fries?

Customer: Medium fries.

Waiter: How many packs would you like?

Customer: One pack is fine.

Waiter: We've just launched our new Shake-Shake fries. Would you like to try them?

Customer: No need, just give me ketchup.

Waiter: Are two packs of ketchup okay?

Customer: If possible, I'd like two hundred packs.

Waiter: Sorry sir, our ketchup here is supplied in limited quantities.

Customer: Then why are you wasting my time with this crap!

Waiter: Sorry sir. What else would you like?

Customer: A drink.

Waiter: We have Sprite, black tea, Coke, and Fanta. Which one would you like?

Customer: Coke.

Waiter: Would you like a large, medium, small, or bottled one?

Customer: Medium.

Waiter: Would you like ice?

Customer: Yes.

Waiter: A little more ice or a little less?

Customer: About average is fine.

Waiter: Then would it be okay if I give you a little more?

Customer: Okay. Thanks.

Waiter: You're welcome, sir. We have a newly launched Mexican chicken wrap, would you like to try one?

Customer: No thanks.

Waiter: Then how about the special-price spicy popcorn chicken?

Customer: Don't want that either.

Waiter: Then would you like to try the takeout family meal that comes with a Doraemon giveaway?

Customer: No thanks.

Waiter: Alright then, are you eating here or taking it away, sir?

Customer: Takeout.

Waiter: That comes to 21 yuan 5 jiao in total, sir. Sir, do you have 5 jiao?

Customer: Yes.

Waiter: Okay sir, received 100 yuan and 5 jiao from you. I'll give you 79 yuan back, still owe you 2 yuan. Is it okay if I give you four 5-jiao notes?

Customer: Okay.

Waiter: Thank you, sir. Welcome to KFC again next time!

Customer: But where's the stuff I ordered?

Waiter: Sorry sir, we've temporarily run out of takeout bags. Would it be okay for you to eat here?

Customer: ……

Waiter: Sir, do you have any other requests?

Customer: I really want to punch you!

Waiter: Then sir, would you like to use a left hook, a right hook, or a combination punch?

Floor1　红色狂想	Posted 2003-05-26 00:00
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My joke collection: Waiter: Welcome to KFC, what would you like to order? Customer: One hamburger. Waiter: Spicy or not spicy? Customer: Spicy. Waiter: If you add another two yuan, you can upgrade it to a double hamburger. Is that okay? Customer: Okay, double hamburger. Waiter: What else would you like? Customer: French fries. Waiter: Would you like large, medium, or small fries? Customer: Medium fries. Waiter: How many packs would you like? Customer: One pack is fine. Waiter: We've just launched our new Shake-Shake fries. Would you like to try them? Customer: No need, just give me ketchup. Waiter: Are two packs of ketchup okay? Customer: If possible, I'd like two hundred packs. Waiter: Sorry sir, our ketchup here is supplied in limited quantities. Customer: Then why are you wasting my time with this crap! Waiter: Sorry sir. What else would you like? Customer: A drink. Waiter: We have Sprite, black tea, Coke, and Fanta. Which one would you like? Customer: Coke. Waiter: Would you like a large, medium, small, or bottled one? Customer: Medium. Waiter: Would you like ice? Customer: Yes. Waiter: A little more ice or a little less? Customer: About average is fine. Waiter: Then would it be okay if I give you a little more? Customer: Okay. Thanks. Waiter: You're welcome, sir. We have a newly launched Mexican chicken wrap, would you like to try one? Customer: No thanks. Waiter: Then how about the special-price spicy popcorn chicken? Customer: Don't want that either. Waiter: Then would you like to try the takeout family meal that comes with a Doraemon giveaway? Customer: No thanks. Waiter: Alright then, are you eating here or taking it away, sir? Customer: Takeout. Waiter: That comes to 21 yuan 5 jiao in total, sir. Sir, do you have 5 jiao? Customer: Yes. Waiter: Okay sir, received 100 yuan and 5 jiao from you. I'll give you 79 yuan back, still owe you 2 yuan. Is it okay if I give you four 5-jiao notes? Customer: Okay. Waiter: Thank you, sir. Welcome to KFC again next time! Customer: But where's the stuff I ordered? Waiter: Sorry sir, we've temporarily run out of takeout bags. Would it be okay for you to eat here? Customer: …… Waiter: Sir, do you have any other requests? Customer: I really want to punch you! Waiter: Then sir, would you like to use a left hook, a right hook, or a combination punch?

Floor2　荆棘鸟	Posted 2003-05-26 00:00
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Hehe The last line is really funny

Floor3　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-07 00:00
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The service attitude is really good