My joke collection:
Waiter: Welcome to KFC, what would you like to order?
Customer: One hamburger.
Waiter: Spicy or not spicy?
Customer: Spicy.
Waiter: If you add another two yuan, you can upgrade it to a double hamburger. Is that okay?
Customer: Okay, double hamburger.
Waiter: What else would you like?
Customer: French fries.
Waiter: Would you like large, medium, or small fries?
Customer: Medium fries.
Waiter: How many packs would you like?
Customer: One pack is fine.
Waiter: We've just launched our new Shake-Shake fries. Would you like to try them?
Customer: No need, just give me ketchup.
Waiter: Are two packs of ketchup okay?
Customer: If possible, I'd like two hundred packs.
Waiter: Sorry sir, our ketchup here is supplied in limited quantities.
Customer: Then why are you wasting my time with this crap!
Waiter: Sorry sir. What else would you like?
Customer: A drink.
Waiter: We have Sprite, black tea, Coke, and Fanta. Which one would you like?
Customer: Coke.
Waiter: Would you like a large, medium, small, or bottled one?
Customer: Medium.
Waiter: Would you like ice?
Customer: Yes.
Waiter: A little more ice or a little less?
Customer: About average is fine.
Waiter: Then would it be okay if I give you a little more?
Customer: Okay. Thanks.
Waiter: You're welcome, sir. We have a newly launched Mexican chicken wrap, would you like to try one?
Customer: No thanks.
Waiter: Then how about the special-price spicy popcorn chicken?
Customer: Don't want that either.
Waiter: Then would you like to try the takeout family meal that comes with a Doraemon giveaway?
Customer: No thanks.
Waiter: Alright then, are you eating here or taking it away, sir?
Customer: Takeout.
Waiter: That comes to 21 yuan 5 jiao in total, sir. Sir, do you have 5 jiao?
Customer: Yes.
Waiter: Okay sir, received 100 yuan and 5 jiao from you. I'll give you 79 yuan back, still owe you 2 yuan. Is it okay if I give you four 5-jiao notes?
Customer: Okay.
Waiter: Thank you, sir. Welcome to KFC again next time!
Customer: But where's the stuff I ordered?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we've temporarily run out of takeout bags. Would it be okay for you to eat here?
Customer: ……
Waiter: Sir, do you have any other requests?
Customer: I really want to punch you!
Waiter: Then sir, would you like to use a left hook, a right hook, or a combination punch?
Waiter: Welcome to KFC, what would you like to order?
Customer: One hamburger.
Waiter: Spicy or not spicy?
Customer: Spicy.
Waiter: If you add another two yuan, you can upgrade it to a double hamburger. Is that okay?
Customer: Okay, double hamburger.
Waiter: What else would you like?
Customer: French fries.
Waiter: Would you like large, medium, or small fries?
Customer: Medium fries.
Waiter: How many packs would you like?
Customer: One pack is fine.
Waiter: We've just launched our new Shake-Shake fries. Would you like to try them?
Customer: No need, just give me ketchup.
Waiter: Are two packs of ketchup okay?
Customer: If possible, I'd like two hundred packs.
Waiter: Sorry sir, our ketchup here is supplied in limited quantities.
Customer: Then why are you wasting my time with this crap!
Waiter: Sorry sir. What else would you like?
Customer: A drink.
Waiter: We have Sprite, black tea, Coke, and Fanta. Which one would you like?
Customer: Coke.
Waiter: Would you like a large, medium, small, or bottled one?
Customer: Medium.
Waiter: Would you like ice?
Customer: Yes.
Waiter: A little more ice or a little less?
Customer: About average is fine.
Waiter: Then would it be okay if I give you a little more?
Customer: Okay. Thanks.
Waiter: You're welcome, sir. We have a newly launched Mexican chicken wrap, would you like to try one?
Customer: No thanks.
Waiter: Then how about the special-price spicy popcorn chicken?
Customer: Don't want that either.
Waiter: Then would you like to try the takeout family meal that comes with a Doraemon giveaway?
Customer: No thanks.
Waiter: Alright then, are you eating here or taking it away, sir?
Customer: Takeout.
Waiter: That comes to 21 yuan 5 jiao in total, sir. Sir, do you have 5 jiao?
Customer: Yes.
Waiter: Okay sir, received 100 yuan and 5 jiao from you. I'll give you 79 yuan back, still owe you 2 yuan. Is it okay if I give you four 5-jiao notes?
Customer: Okay.
Waiter: Thank you, sir. Welcome to KFC again next time!
Customer: But where's the stuff I ordered?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we've temporarily run out of takeout bags. Would it be okay for you to eat here?
Customer: ……
Waiter: Sir, do you have any other requests?
Customer: I really want to punch you!
Waiter: Then sir, would you like to use a left hook, a right hook, or a combination punch?
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