Take a look at a truly BT-type computer player
Source: PConline
Responsible editor: xcx
Author: Stenly
The following are all things I personally experienced. A friend of mine, Mr. A, is a true BT-type computer enthusiast. From a PMMX-166 up to now, he has spent quite a few years around computers, but... *sweat* ING. Below are some incidents that happened to him:
Incident 1: On the phone,
Mr. A: Hey, why can't I play Red Alert??
Me: Did you install it?
Him: Huh? You have to install it? At the internet cafe, don't I just click the icon on the screen and play? I don't have that here?
Me: (sweat...), go buy a copy at the electronics market...
Incident 2:
Mr. A: Hey! Something's wrong with my computer! Blue screen! It's all English on it, did I get a virus!!
Me: Probably not? System fault maybe? Wouldn't restarting fix it?
Mr. A: I told you it's a blue screen! Where am I supposed to click restart!
Me: (sweat............), see if there's a button on your case called RESET?
While looking for it, Mr. A muttered: Damn, what kind of system did you install for me? It always breaks, couldn't you have installed a better one!
Me: (...how is this my fault............ go ask BILL)
Incident 3:
At the time, CIH was at the height of its fame,
Mr. A: This is bad! I got infected with CIH!! I'm done for!
Me: ??? What happened?
Mr. A: My mouse won't move!
Me: ............ try restarting?
Mr. A: Ah!! It's fine, it's fine now
Me: ...(are you messing with me for fun)
Incident 4:
Mr. A: Hey, I want to download MP3s, where do I go to download them?
Me: You can search for them,
Mr. A: How do I search?
Me: ...like this and that
Mr. A: Oh, got it!
Ten minutes later,
Mr. A: Hey, why isn't there XX's song XX!
Me: That song is way too obscure, it's normal if it isn't there
Mr. A: Why wouldn't it be there? That's impossible!
Me: (why is that impossible!!)
5 minutes later,
Mr. A: Hey, the files I downloaded don't work, they're broken!
Me: No way? None of them work?
Mr. A: Yeah!
Me: What do their icons look like?
Mr. A: A blank sheet with a Microsoft logo on it!
Me: ...did you install WINAMP?
Mr. A: What's that?
Me: (don't let me see you, or I'll beat you up)
Incident 5:
Mr. A: Why do realplay and Kingsoft Yingba have conflicts
Mr. A: Sometimes they conflict, sometimes they don't
Me: ? No idea
Mr. A: Why do people on qq disappear for no reason
Me: ...No idea, man, what kind of questions are these
Mr. A: Is it a virus
Me: Possibly
Mr. A: How can I kill the virus?
Me: Use antivirus software!
Mr. A: What can I use, recommend a few
Me: Any of them, Kingsoft Antivirus, Rising, KV are all fine
Mr. A: Kingsoft Antivirus can't be used, Rising has an upgrade version, no installation version
Me: (are you trying to torture me,) go buy one!
Incident 6:
Mr. A: My computer seems to be getting slower and slower!
Me: Your 166 lasting until now is already pretty good!
Mr. A: I heard adding memory makes it faster, right?
Me: I guess so... (bad feeling)
Mr. A: I think it had 16 MB when it was installed? I heard there are 256 MB sticks!
Me: That's right...
Mr. A Then if I go buy 5 or 6 sticks and install them, wouldn't that solve it? I read in a book that when memory goes from 32 to 64 the computer speed improves a lot!
Me: $%&**... (collapses on the other end of the phone foaming at the mouth, can your computer even take 256 MB memory?)
Incident 7:
Mr. A: Why can't I edit the file my girlfriend copied back from her company?
Me: Usually company files are made with OFFICE, right? Did you install it?
Mr. A? OFFCIE? What?
Me: !! Software, go buy a copy and install it!
Two hours later,
Mr. A: Okay, I installed it, the file opened.
Me: Oh, why notify me if it's working now? No need to be polite!
Mr. A: No, now tell me how to use it? My girlfriend said this paragraph of text needs to be changed like this and this (...N words), and that table needs to be adjusted like this and this (N words)
Me: ............ send me the file, I'll do it...
Source: PConline
Responsible editor: xcx
Author: Stenly
The following are all things I personally experienced. A friend of mine, Mr. A, is a true BT-type computer enthusiast. From a PMMX-166 up to now, he has spent quite a few years around computers, but... *sweat* ING. Below are some incidents that happened to him:
Incident 1: On the phone,
Mr. A: Hey, why can't I play Red Alert??
Me: Did you install it?
Him: Huh? You have to install it? At the internet cafe, don't I just click the icon on the screen and play? I don't have that here?
Me: (sweat...), go buy a copy at the electronics market...
Incident 2:
Mr. A: Hey! Something's wrong with my computer! Blue screen! It's all English on it, did I get a virus!!
Me: Probably not? System fault maybe? Wouldn't restarting fix it?
Mr. A: I told you it's a blue screen! Where am I supposed to click restart!
Me: (sweat............), see if there's a button on your case called RESET?
While looking for it, Mr. A muttered: Damn, what kind of system did you install for me? It always breaks, couldn't you have installed a better one!
Me: (...how is this my fault............ go ask BILL)
Incident 3:
At the time, CIH was at the height of its fame,
Mr. A: This is bad! I got infected with CIH!! I'm done for!
Me: ??? What happened?
Mr. A: My mouse won't move!
Me: ............ try restarting?
Mr. A: Ah!! It's fine, it's fine now
Me: ...(are you messing with me for fun)
Incident 4:
Mr. A: Hey, I want to download MP3s, where do I go to download them?
Me: You can search for them,
Mr. A: How do I search?
Me: ...like this and that
Mr. A: Oh, got it!
Ten minutes later,
Mr. A: Hey, why isn't there XX's song XX!
Me: That song is way too obscure, it's normal if it isn't there
Mr. A: Why wouldn't it be there? That's impossible!
Me: (why is that impossible!!)
5 minutes later,
Mr. A: Hey, the files I downloaded don't work, they're broken!
Me: No way? None of them work?
Mr. A: Yeah!
Me: What do their icons look like?
Mr. A: A blank sheet with a Microsoft logo on it!
Me: ...did you install WINAMP?
Mr. A: What's that?
Me: (don't let me see you, or I'll beat you up)
Incident 5:
Mr. A: Why do realplay and Kingsoft Yingba have conflicts
Mr. A: Sometimes they conflict, sometimes they don't
Me: ? No idea
Mr. A: Why do people on qq disappear for no reason
Me: ...No idea, man, what kind of questions are these
Mr. A: Is it a virus
Me: Possibly
Mr. A: How can I kill the virus?
Me: Use antivirus software!
Mr. A: What can I use, recommend a few
Me: Any of them, Kingsoft Antivirus, Rising, KV are all fine
Mr. A: Kingsoft Antivirus can't be used, Rising has an upgrade version, no installation version
Me: (are you trying to torture me,) go buy one!
Incident 6:
Mr. A: My computer seems to be getting slower and slower!
Me: Your 166 lasting until now is already pretty good!
Mr. A: I heard adding memory makes it faster, right?
Me: I guess so... (bad feeling)
Mr. A: I think it had 16 MB when it was installed? I heard there are 256 MB sticks!
Me: That's right...
Mr. A Then if I go buy 5 or 6 sticks and install them, wouldn't that solve it? I read in a book that when memory goes from 32 to 64 the computer speed improves a lot!
Me: $%&**... (collapses on the other end of the phone foaming at the mouth, can your computer even take 256 MB memory?)
Incident 7:
Mr. A: Why can't I edit the file my girlfriend copied back from her company?
Me: Usually company files are made with OFFICE, right? Did you install it?
Mr. A? OFFCIE? What?
Me: !! Software, go buy a copy and install it!
Two hours later,
Mr. A: Okay, I installed it, the file opened.
Me: Oh, why notify me if it's working now? No need to be polite!
Mr. A: No, now tell me how to use it? My girlfriend said this paragraph of text needs to be changed like this and this (...N words), and that table needs to be adjusted like this and this (N words)
Me: ............ send me the file, I'll do it...
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