A well-known lazybones came to see a matchmaker.
“I’d like to ask you to introduce someone to me.”
“With pleasure. I’d like to introduce you to a girl from a good family.”
“Very good.” “She has a large dowry!”
“Excellent.”
“She’s very beautiful, you could practically call her a fairy!”
“Wonderful!”
“But she has one weakness…”
“What is it?”
“She goes mad sometimes.”
The lazybones frowned: “Does that happen often?”
“Twice a year.”
The lazybones’ knitted brows relaxed: “If that’s the case, I agree!”
The matchmaker fell silent and said nothing for quite a while.
The lazybones was puzzled, so he asked: “When will you go and explain it to her?”
The matchmaker lit a cigarette and calmly said to him: “What’s the hurry, young man? Let’s wait until she goes mad and then talk about it! Maybe only at that moment will she be willing to marry you!”
“I’d like to ask you to introduce someone to me.”
“With pleasure. I’d like to introduce you to a girl from a good family.”
“Very good.” “She has a large dowry!”
“Excellent.”
“She’s very beautiful, you could practically call her a fairy!”
“Wonderful!”
“But she has one weakness…”
“What is it?”
“She goes mad sometimes.”
The lazybones frowned: “Does that happen often?”
“Twice a year.”
The lazybones’ knitted brows relaxed: “If that’s the case, I agree!”
The matchmaker fell silent and said nothing for quite a while.
The lazybones was puzzled, so he asked: “When will you go and explain it to her?”
The matchmaker lit a cigarette and calmly said to him: “What’s the hurry, young man? Let’s wait until she goes mad and then talk about it! Maybe only at that moment will she be willing to marry you!”
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