In XX chatroom:
Ruoyun: I'm new here, please take care of me.
Agent: (mysteriously) Exchange the code phrase: The Heavenly King covers the earth tiger...
Ruoyun: The precious pagoda suppresses the river monster.
Agent: (shakes hands warmly) Comrade, I've finally found the organization!
Ruoyun: No, I'm a good person, not some agent.
Agent: Little sister Ruoyun, agents are good people too, risking life and limb for the people......
Ruoyun: Agent, how many little sisters do you have?
Agent: Anyone with fate is a little sister!
Ruoyun: What kind of fate is there between you and me?
Agent: Our hearts understand each other without words; my heart is so close to yours, you're so beautiful......
Ruoyun: Nonsense, how would you know whether I'm pretty or not?
Agent: I close my eyes and look at you, ah, the red sun in my heart......
Ruoyun: Huh?
Agent: Your bright eyes are like meteors streaking across the night sky......
Ruoyun: Mm?
Agent: Your flowing long hair is like dark clouds scattered over green mountains......
Ruoyun: Am I really that good?
Agent: Of course, your fair white hands, warm like spring flowers, soft like the summer night breeze......
Ruoyun: Haha, you really know how to talk.
Agent: I stand by the sea and softly call out: Ruoyun________Ruoyun_________Ruoyun________
Ruoyun: But I can't hear it.
Agent: The sea breeze will carry my deep feelings to you......
Ruoyun: ?
Agent: The wind blows apart the rosy clouds filling the sky; on that side of the sea is your affection, on this side is my love......
Ruoyun: Hehe, you're so mushy.
Agent: I've poured my heart out...... Oh no, the armed police are coming to arrest me. Little sister, see you tomorrow.
Ruoyun: Goodbye, big brother Agent.
Afterword to picking up girls online
After that, Agent and Ruoyun chatted online often, and little by little Ruoyun felt that she had fallen somewhat in love with this bad Agent.
Ruoyun stood in front of the street number Agent had given her, and stiffly said, "Excuse me, is there someone here called Agent?"
When Ruoyun said this, she herself felt it was ridiculous and funny. She didn't even know his real name; it really did sound like some kind of contact code.
She saw the woman look at her husband as if trying not to laugh, and say, "This is the third one already..."
Then she turned her head and shouted, "Xiao Wu, come here. How many times have I told you? You're not allowed to go online whenever you want. Just wait and see how your dad spanks you tonight!"
Ruoyun stretched her head over to look, and saw a pretty little boy of about five or six making faces and sticking out his tongue at her.
The husband and wife apologetically said to Ruoyun, "We're really sorry, miss. Our Xiao Wu's pet name is Agent. He always sneaks online to pick up girls when we're not around. Why don't you come in and have a drink of water first."
Ruoyun: I'm new here, please take care of me.
Agent: (mysteriously) Exchange the code phrase: The Heavenly King covers the earth tiger...
Ruoyun: The precious pagoda suppresses the river monster.
Agent: (shakes hands warmly) Comrade, I've finally found the organization!
Ruoyun: No, I'm a good person, not some agent.
Agent: Little sister Ruoyun, agents are good people too, risking life and limb for the people......
Ruoyun: Agent, how many little sisters do you have?
Agent: Anyone with fate is a little sister!
Ruoyun: What kind of fate is there between you and me?
Agent: Our hearts understand each other without words; my heart is so close to yours, you're so beautiful......
Ruoyun: Nonsense, how would you know whether I'm pretty or not?
Agent: I close my eyes and look at you, ah, the red sun in my heart......
Ruoyun: Huh?
Agent: Your bright eyes are like meteors streaking across the night sky......
Ruoyun: Mm?
Agent: Your flowing long hair is like dark clouds scattered over green mountains......
Ruoyun: Am I really that good?
Agent: Of course, your fair white hands, warm like spring flowers, soft like the summer night breeze......
Ruoyun: Haha, you really know how to talk.
Agent: I stand by the sea and softly call out: Ruoyun________Ruoyun_________Ruoyun________
Ruoyun: But I can't hear it.
Agent: The sea breeze will carry my deep feelings to you......
Ruoyun: ?
Agent: The wind blows apart the rosy clouds filling the sky; on that side of the sea is your affection, on this side is my love......
Ruoyun: Hehe, you're so mushy.
Agent: I've poured my heart out...... Oh no, the armed police are coming to arrest me. Little sister, see you tomorrow.
Ruoyun: Goodbye, big brother Agent.
Afterword to picking up girls online
After that, Agent and Ruoyun chatted online often, and little by little Ruoyun felt that she had fallen somewhat in love with this bad Agent.
Ruoyun stood in front of the street number Agent had given her, and stiffly said, "Excuse me, is there someone here called Agent?"
When Ruoyun said this, she herself felt it was ridiculous and funny. She didn't even know his real name; it really did sound like some kind of contact code.
She saw the woman look at her husband as if trying not to laugh, and say, "This is the third one already..."
Then she turned her head and shouted, "Xiao Wu, come here. How many times have I told you? You're not allowed to go online whenever you want. Just wait and see how your dad spanks you tonight!"
Ruoyun stretched her head over to look, and saw a pretty little boy of about five or six making faces and sticking out his tongue at her.
The husband and wife apologetically said to Ruoyun, "We're really sorry, miss. Our Xiao Wu's pet name is Agent. He always sneaks online to pick up girls when we're not around. Why don't you come in and have a drink of water first."
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