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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] Strip naked and fight it
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Floor1 qasa Posted 2007-04-02 03:38
高级用户 Posts 311 Credits 959 From 广东-LianJiang
One day, two sparrows were sitting on a tree, bragging.
The big sparrow said to the small sparrow, "I'm so amazing. I can do any action, like diving, circling, and I can do any difficult actions?"
The small sparrow was really不服气, but for a moment couldn't find a good way to make things difficult for it. Just then, there was a butcher cutting meat under the tree.
So the small sparrow said to the big sparrow, "You say you're amazing? Then you have the ability to fly down and get a piece of meat from the butcher's hand."
The big sparrow smiled and said it was a piece of cake, so it dived down, flew to the table, picked up a piece of meat and was about to fly back to the tree, but was caught by the butcher in an instant. The butcher was very angry and pulled out the big sparrow's feathers one by one. The big sparrow kept shouting HELP. The small sparrow really couldn't stand it, and suddenly flew down and bit the butcher's hand. The butcher felt a pain and let the big sparrow go. The big sparrow flew back to the tree desperately.
The small sparrow said, "Now you don't brag. If it weren't for me saving you, you would have died long ago."
But the big sparrow said, "Who asked you to save me? I was just going to take off my clothes and fight with him."
Floor2 tangtai Posted 2007-04-02 10:37
等待验证用户 Posts 314 Credits 640
Not bad, there are also quite a few such people in real life...
Floor3 9527 Posted 2007-04-04 00:04
银牌会员 Posts 438 Credits 1,185 From 北京
Overestimate one's abilities and be eager to compete
Floor4 a201341717 Posted 2007-04-04 02:19
贫困用户 Posts 20 Credits -2
Floor5 a201341717 Posted 2007-04-04 02:22
贫困用户 Posts 20 Credits -2
Floor6 jiajh Posted 2007-04-04 23:56
新手上路 Posts 8 Credits 16
That's quite meaningful, not bad
Floor7 lxmxn Posted 2007-04-05 05:03
版主 Posts 4,938 Credits 11,386
Typical "Ah Q's spiritual victory method".
Floor8 ansipeter Posted 2007-04-06 22:04
中级用户 Posts 130 Credits 269
Not bad, worth a look
Floor9 wudixin96 Posted 2007-04-07 04:15
银牌会员 Posts 931 Credits 1,928
Hmm. Very meaningful.
Floor10 bjsh Posted 2007-04-14 06:13
银牌会员 Posts 621 Credits 2,000
Indeed; there are indeed many such "weirdos" in reality
Floor11 546474 Posted 2007-04-17 06:58
中级用户 Posts 123 Credits 247
Hey. You talk a big game.
Floor12 hjunw Posted 2007-11-12 02:17
初级用户 Posts 20 Credits 38
Floor13 shijianxin Posted 2007-11-24 17:41
初级用户 Posts 52 Credits 115
I'm just about to take off my clothes and go head - to - head with her haha. This sentence is interesting heh heh
Floor14 xingxxx Posted 2007-11-25 11:00
新手上路 Posts 5 Credits 10
Fall down and still grab a handful of sand.
Floor15 luckysheep Posted 2007-12-02 13:17
新手上路 Posts 12 Credits 15
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