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Original Poster Posted 2003-05-21 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 黄石 电信
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After going into the wrong restroom in Britain


A Chinese man was sightseeing in Britain when he suddenly got diarrhea. He hurried into a public restroom~~~~ and finally took care of it. Humming happily, he walked out, only to find a large crowd staring at him in astonishment. Only then did he realize that in his panic, he had gone into the women’s restroom.

“What do I do? I’ve embarrassed myself, but I can’t make Chinese people lose face,” he thought. Thinking quickly, he immediately put on a lecherous grin, gave a 90-degree bow, and shouted, “Sayonara, byebye~~~” Then he swaggered off. The crowd watching behind him----frowned, looking disgusted, and muttered: “Oh~~~~ Japanese!!”
Floor 2 Posted 2003-05-21 00:00 ·  中国 江苏 徐州 教育网
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Floor 3 Posted 2003-06-06 00:00 ·  中国 安徽 合肥 教育网
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Floor 4 Posted 2003-06-06 00:00 ·  中国 北京 昌平区 联通
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Floor 5 Posted 2003-07-25 00:00 ·  中国 浙江 宁波 电信
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Loud applause. Well done. Brought glory to the country!
Floor 6 Posted 2003-07-29 00:00 ·  中国 吉林 吉林市 中移铁通
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Come on!! Is that any way to bring glory????
<- 刷新一下换个MM
叫我Jorkin或小p就行,别再叫playboy2925了,跟提犯人似的。
如果认为小弟发的logo不错的话,给朵鲜花我就知道了。:)
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