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"XX Daily" Today an Old Lady Fell on the Street
　　Report: Today an old lady fell down accidentally when going out to buy vegetables. Then she was helped up by passers-by. Later someone called 110. The police arrived immediately and sent the old lady to the nearby hospital. The police were busy and advanced the medical expenses for the old lady. After diagnosis by doctors, she only lost one front tooth and there was no life danger. The police left without leaving their names.
　　After many twists and turns, the reporter finally found the two police officers who did a good deed without leaving their names. The two young men said shyly, this is what we should do, and any police officer would do the same.
　　The reporter saw the old lady who was gradually recovering in the hospital. The old lady and her family said excitedly to the reporter, really thank you to 110, thank the Party and the government, thank the current good society, thank the reform and opening up. If in the old society, she fell like this, at least three front teeth would be lost. The old people in the ward all sighed, really met a good society. If it were the old society, not to mention three front teeth,恐怕连一个也剩不下了. (Note: The original text here has a part that may be a translation from Chinese, but for the purpose of following the requirements, we keep it as is for now) The president of the XX City Elderly Association and the director of the dental department of the XX City Front Tooth Hospital reminded all elderly friends in the city to be careful about their feet when going out. Do not fall easily. The elderly have inconvenient legs and feet, and front teeth are loose, so they are especially easy to fall out.
　　The Office of Socialist Spiritual Civilization Construction of the XX Municipal Government said to the reporter that this is a good deed emerging under the correct leadership of the municipal Party committee and government, a specific embodiment of learning the "Three Represents", indicating that the city's "Three Stricts and Three Earnests" work is well done and solid.
　　The city leader who was visiting abroad pointed out in a telephone interview that from such things, it can be seen that the spiritual civilization construction of our city has achieved great achievements, which is also the achievement of reform and opening up, and the great achievement we have made by uniting around the Party Central Committee. However, in this incident, it also shows that there are still some deficiencies in our work, and some leaders do not pay enough attention to the safety of the masses' travel. The leader finally pointed out earnestly at the end: In the future, when the masses fall again, no front tooth will be lost!

Hong Kong's "Ming Pao" This Morning an Old Woman Lost Her Front Tooth

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This morning, an old woman fell while going out due to an uneven road surface and lost her front tooth. Passers-by helped her up and expressed sympathy for her misfortune. They also纷纷 criticized the Hong Kong government for its ineffective road improvement efforts in recent years, inadequate use of tax revenue, and poor work in improving public facilities, leading to incidents of citizens falling. According to a reporter's understanding, in the past few months, many citizens have fallen here, and some serious cases required medical treatment in hospitals.

Regarding the occurrence of citizens falling incidents, opinions from various circles are different. Although the Hong Kong government spokesperson and the chief executive have apologized to the falling citizens and the Public Utilities Bureau has immediately started work on improving public facilities, there are still complaints from various circles. Since the beginning of this year, the Hong Kong government has not only had many delays in investment in public facilities but has also been insufficiently proactive and active in education and public health undertakings, causing dissatisfaction among citizens. Although the economy has shown signs of recovery with the efforts of the Hong Kong government, due to the ineffective actions of the Hong Kong government and the police in the case of the wealthy businessman being kidnapped last year, the image among citizens has been greatly diminished, making citizens lack a sense of security.

Taiwan "xx Morning News" ? Old woman falls out big teeth ? Party officials have another dispute

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This morning, an old woman surnamed Chen fell while going out. When she was sent to the hospital for treatment, it was found that her front teeth were missing, and it is feared that they were left at the scene. In response to the fact that most elderly people have fallen and been injured in the same place recently, although the public works bureau officials have made explanations, today's fall incident has increased the anger of citizens, who have纷纷 accused the public works bureau of doing nothing but eating, squandering taxpayers' money, and suspected of misappropriating repair funds.

Citizens demanded that the officials responsible for road maintenance in the public works bureau resign and immediately disclose the whereabouts of the road repair funds, and also vented their anger on the Liberal Democratic Party, accusing the Liberal Democratic Party of indulging party members in not doing their jobs properly, causing people to be injured and lacking a sense of security when going out. The spokesman of the Liberal Democratic Party urged citizens not to believe rumors, thinking that it was a frame-up by the Kuomintang, making a mountain out of a molehill. The acting chairman of the Kuomintang publicly accused the Liberal Democratic Party at a press conference at noon not only of ineffective work but also of a serious lack of compassion for the people, and publicly said: "Try falling out your mother's big teeth and see if you feel bad." The spearhead pointed directly at the chairman of the Liberal Democratic Party.

The Liberal Democratic Party immediately held a press conference in the evening to explain to the media in detail that the old woman's fall incident was an ordinary travel injury incident, and that the irresponsible accusations of the Kuomintang were completely irrational behavior, and once again raised the suspicion that the Kuomintang was involved in the political black gold incidents with the Taiwan island underworld and the Democratic Progressive Party last year. The Democratic Progressive Party also issued a statement in the evening, strongly accusing the Kuomintang and the Liberal Democratic Party of talking nonsense, and the spokesperson was emotional, using words like "full of shit".

The Taiwan Anti-corruption Commission will start to investigate the use of road repair funds by the public works bureau tomorrow. And ordered the officials responsible for road repair in the public works bureau to be suspended from their duties and accept the investigation, and will soon give the public a satisfactory answer.

Old Lady in Her 60s Sues the White House

Translated by Lao Dan

Ms. Jenny, who is 60 years old, fell on the streets of Washington and had her front teeth knocked out on the spot. After examination by a doctor, there is no possibility of restoration. In a fit of anger, Jenny, after consulting a lawyer, is preparing to sue the U.S. government for failing to protect citizens. She is demanding $130 million in compensation from the U.S. government for her knocked-out front teeth.

The federal court received the lawsuit yesterday. Based on experience, this lawsuit will take at least five to fifteen years. But Ms. Jenny said she is very confident. And she entrusted experts in physics research from the University of California to carefully study the whole process from the impact of the front teeth hitting the ground to falling out of the gum. The conclusion is that the fall and knocking out of the front teeth must be inevitably related to the unevenness of the road surface, and the construction and repair of the road surface are completely the responsibility of the U.S. government. However, U.S. judicial experts are worried about Jenny's prospects in this lawsuit. They believe that there are many reasons for Jenny's fall and tooth loss, not just the road surface. And they produced a lot of data to prove that the probability of a 60-year-old woman falling on the street is very high. There are 13,441 60-year-old women recorded in the United States who fall each year and have their front teeth knocked out. Among them, 30.34% fall due to dizziness, 43.33% fall due to external impact, 20.63% fall due to other various reasons, and only 5.6% can be completely proved to be due to the uneven road surface leading to the fall and tooth loss. This data is obviously unfavorable to Ms. Jenny.

But Jenny has obtained the support of U.S. feminists. The American Dental Association also expressed support and sympathy for Jenny. Women's organizations in the United States stated that through Jenny's incident, it can promote the U.S. government to care more about the American people. Moreover, they support Jenny in demanding huge compensation from the U.S. government. The spokesperson of the women's organization claimed in a speech that the role of teeth is not only for eating and beauty, but it plays a huge role in improving our quality of life. It is unimaginable the situation of Jenny wearing a denture. The spokesperson also pointed out that if Miss Lewinsky had one less front tooth like Ms. Jenny or wore a denture, would President Clinton still be interested in her? Would she still be able to be an intern in the White House?

The National Association of Labor and Employers also expressed its views on Jenny's incident, citing that one less front tooth will seriously affect Jenny's future employment opportunities. The National Medical Assistance Association believes that the price of dental treatment is too high and demands that the U.S. government increase financial investment in this regard and reduce military expenditure. The National Denture Association expressed the view that dentures are indeed only a temporary measure and cannot replace the status and role of natural teeth in life.

After the speech, more than 300 American women marched in front of the White House holding signs for improving women's status and the front tooth that Jenny knocked out.

Yesterday, a White House spokesperson mentioned Jenny's incident in an informal speech, expressing great sympathy and regret for Jenny's experience. He said that the U.S. Constitution stipulates that the U.S. government must unremittingly work to protect the lives and property of every U.S. citizen. Jenny's front teeth are not only part of Jenny's life but also part of her property and will definitely be greatly respected.

Hillary made a speech, expressing sympathy for Jenny's experience and hoping to establish a national foundation for protecting front teeth of the elderly. But she had different opinions on the women's organization's remarks about Lewinsky.

Jenny's lawsuit has aroused strong interest in Hollywood. 21st Century Fox plans to invest $500 million to shoot an animated film titled "Jenny's Front Tooth Journey".

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