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MM Fart: Symphony of Destiny

A woman on the bus wanted to fart. Just when she didn't know what to do, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" suddenly sounded in the bus. She then followed the music: Boom-boom-boom - boom...... and naturally solved it. While secretly laughing, she observed the reactions of other passengers. Hmm? They all covered their noses and stared at her. It turned out that the "Symphony of Destiny" didn't come from the bus's broadcast, but from the walkman she was wearing.

Terrible Surgery

Chu Yangxiang was hospitalized due to illness. His roommate chatted with him.
　　Roommate: Why are you hospitalized?
　　Chu Yangxiang: Tonsil surgery. I'm going to have it done tomorrow. I'm really a bit scared.
　　Roommate: There's nothing to be scared of. The tonsil surgery I had in the first grade, I still ate ice cream the next day.
　　Chu Yangxiang: Really? Then why were you hospitalized?
　　Roommate: Circumcision surgery.
　　Chu Yangxiang: Oh! That's too terrible! I had circumcision surgery just after I was born. I couldn't walk until a year later.

Good News

Son: Dad, tell you a good news.
　　Dad: What good news?
　　Son: Didn't you promise me that if I can pass this exam, you'll reward me 100 yuan?
　　Dad: Hmm, there is such a thing.
　　Son: I saved this 100 yuan for you.

Floor1　9527	Posted 2007-01-07 02:00
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MM Fart: Symphony of Destiny A woman on the bus wanted to fart. Just when she didn't know what to do, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" suddenly sounded in the bus. She then followed the music: Boom-boom-boom - boom...... and naturally solved it. While secretly laughing, she observed the reactions of other passengers. Hmm? They all covered their noses and stared at her. It turned out that the "Symphony of Destiny" didn't come from the bus's broadcast, but from the walkman she was wearing. Terrible Surgery Chu Yangxiang was hospitalized due to illness. His roommate chatted with him. 　　Roommate: Why are you hospitalized? 　　Chu Yangxiang: Tonsil surgery. I'm going to have it done tomorrow. I'm really a bit scared. 　　Roommate: There's nothing to be scared of. The tonsil surgery I had in the first grade, I still ate ice cream the next day. 　　Chu Yangxiang: Really? Then why were you hospitalized? 　　Roommate: Circumcision surgery. 　　Chu Yangxiang: Oh! That's too terrible! I had circumcision surgery just after I was born. I couldn't walk until a year later. Good News Son: Dad, tell you a good news. 　　Dad: What good news? 　　Son: Didn't you promise me that if I can pass this exam, you'll reward me 100 yuan? 　　Dad: Hmm, there is such a thing. 　　Son: I saved this 100 yuan for you.

Floor2　lxmxn	Posted 2007-01-07 02:06
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Up~~**

Floor3　雨露	Posted 2007-01-07 07:35
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I've seen two of them before, but relishing them again still makes me find them funny!

Floor4　vkill	Posted 2007-01-07 08:16
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if you equ 笑了 (reply & add points) else I'll post a message Haha

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Heh

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Floor10　hansom	Posted 2008-10-28 17:24
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if 你 equ 笑了 (reply & add points) else add points I've been wondering why else is never executed no matter what, it turns out there are no ().

Floor11　plp626	Posted 2008-11-05 20:03
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These people won't come again... I still can't bear to part with this forum. There's no such "tolerant" place anymore.

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