MM Fart: Symphony of Destiny
A woman on the bus wanted to fart. Just when she didn't know what to do, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" suddenly sounded in the bus. She then followed the music: Boom-boom-boom - boom...... and naturally solved it. While secretly laughing, she observed the reactions of other passengers. Hmm? They all covered their noses and stared at her. It turned out that the "Symphony of Destiny" didn't come from the bus's broadcast, but from the walkman she was wearing.
Terrible Surgery
Chu Yangxiang was hospitalized due to illness. His roommate chatted with him.
Roommate: Why are you hospitalized?
Chu Yangxiang: Tonsil surgery. I'm going to have it done tomorrow. I'm really a bit scared.
Roommate: There's nothing to be scared of. The tonsil surgery I had in the first grade, I still ate ice cream the next day.
Chu Yangxiang: Really? Then why were you hospitalized?
Roommate: Circumcision surgery.
Chu Yangxiang: Oh! That's too terrible! I had circumcision surgery just after I was born. I couldn't walk until a year later.
Good News
Son: Dad, tell you a good news.
Dad: What good news?
Son: Didn't you promise me that if I can pass this exam, you'll reward me 100 yuan?
Dad: Hmm, there is such a thing.
Son: I saved this 100 yuan for you.
A woman on the bus wanted to fart. Just when she didn't know what to do, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" suddenly sounded in the bus. She then followed the music: Boom-boom-boom - boom...... and naturally solved it. While secretly laughing, she observed the reactions of other passengers. Hmm? They all covered their noses and stared at her. It turned out that the "Symphony of Destiny" didn't come from the bus's broadcast, but from the walkman she was wearing.
Terrible Surgery
Chu Yangxiang was hospitalized due to illness. His roommate chatted with him.
Roommate: Why are you hospitalized?
Chu Yangxiang: Tonsil surgery. I'm going to have it done tomorrow. I'm really a bit scared.
Roommate: There's nothing to be scared of. The tonsil surgery I had in the first grade, I still ate ice cream the next day.
Chu Yangxiang: Really? Then why were you hospitalized?
Roommate: Circumcision surgery.
Chu Yangxiang: Oh! That's too terrible! I had circumcision surgery just after I was born. I couldn't walk until a year later.
Good News
Son: Dad, tell you a good news.
Dad: What good news?
Son: Didn't you promise me that if I can pass this exam, you'll reward me 100 yuan?
Dad: Hmm, there is such a thing.
Son: I saved this 100 yuan for you.
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| 雨露 | +4 | 2007-01-07 07:34 |
我今后在论坛的目标就是做个超级坏人！！！
