China DOS Union

Transferred from Hacker Alliance

Nowadays, 98% of internet café customers are fucking stupid! They don't know how to start the computer, switch input methods, convert letter cases, use private server logins, turn on QQ voice, exit games, and when the private server server is down, they blame my machine. **, I really want to strangle them, strangle them, then twist them into a twist, fry them in a pan, take them out and step on them to pieces:

　　Can't turn on the MIC for voice chat, saying the internet café headphones are broken.

　　Complains that movies aren't in Mandarin when watching movies!

　　Asks me! "Internet café owner, do you have porn to watch?" I say no, and he blames the movie collection is incomplete!

　　Can't log in to QQ and says the machine is bad! I run over and see the password is wrong, and that guy still asks me what the password is!!!!!

　　There's an even more outrageous dirty word! A girl picked up a video from an unknown net friend, called me over, and asked me who the person in the video was!!!!! Do I have that ability?????!!!!!

　　In a CS game, someone throws a smoke grenade, he gets flashed, and screams: Internet café owner, the machine is dead...:

　　The other day, a dirty word! A girl chatting on QQ asks me how to type. I ask her, don't you know how to type. She says yes. I say, then just type (while helping her adjust the input method), and then calls me again. Says: Internet café owner, why can't I type words. I ask what words you can't type, and she tells me: You type "hello" first, I help her type it. Then do you know what she said? Don't go away. Just sit next to me and type for me. Fuck TM, she looks like a dinosaur at all. Today, a dirty word! Asks me, Internet café owner, why don't I have QQ coins here, can you download some QQ coins for me... Oh my TM, if that thing could be downloaded～! I wouldn't have to go to work～

　　I'm going to have tea with God, not to argue with these dirty words! Jijiyāi!

Civilized language - replacement is interesting!

I deeply understand. It's not just an idiot, but an absolute idiot. These days, when someone says where to go, they say go online. Oh, come on, don't even take a look at yourself to see if you're cut out for it. Well, now going online has become a very common thing, but you can't mess with the network administrator like this. He's also a human being..........

[ Last edited by 9527 on 2007-1-8 at 10:53 PM ]

So does SoundBlaster be abbreviated as the f-word?

Hahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts

Hehe,,,speechless

I really feel sorry for internet cafe managers, but I never go to internet cafes.

Haha, it's so funny that I'm dying of laughter.

Hehe, that's really interesting. After all, there are all kinds of people online, which is normal.

I can feel your feelings~~~ I have worked as an internet café manager for two years

Network administrator, network administrator, those who surf the Internet should all be under your control, heh heh