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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost][Chatter] The Helplessness of Modern Teachers
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Floor1 Roy Posted 2003-05-13 00:00
管理员 Posts 1,633 Credits 4,869
Even being a teacher has its helpless days ........

The teacher required a 600-character travel diary

Xiao Ying didn't dare make things up

and truthfully wrote down what happened when her father took her to climb Qixing Mountain on Sunday

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Travel Diary 1 (Sunday)

This morning Dad took our whole family to climb Qixing Mountain. Along the way the cicadas kept going
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chirp, without stopping, and it felt very comfortable.

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Homeroom teacher's comment:

The content is true to life, and the fact that you can turn over a new leaf makes the teacher very happy.

But the whole piece used more than five hundred "chirp" characters..

something I have never seen in my 20-plus years of teaching

Please be sure to pay attention next time.. You must write with care and not just dash something off.
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This time the teacher learned too, and was afraid the students would just make up nonsense,

so she again required a 600-character travel diary, but this time it had to include something learned during the day.

This time Xiao Ying came back from climbing the mountain with her mother, and carefully looked through her textbook.

At last she found that one thing had confirmed what was in the textbook, and happily wrote it down and handed it to the teacher.

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Travel Diary (2)

Today Mom and I went climbing. When we got to the top, Mom said there would be echoes in the quiet mountains.
My little brother and I tried shouting together, "How are you?" and sure enough, about three seconds later we heard so
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"How are you?", "How are you?", not a single word changed.

Wow! What the textbook said about the reflection of sound waves, I finally experienced it for myself. What a meaningful day.
Floor2 如是大师 Posted 2003-05-13 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
Hehe... experienced it....
Floor3 Dark-Destroy Posted 2003-05-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,551 Credits 8,312
Hehe... being Xiao Ying's homeroom teacher really is........~~~
Floor4 wphs0326 Posted 2004-04-07 00:00
银牌会员 Posts 509 Credits 1,708 From 安徽淮南
Heh
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