China DOS Union

A colleague went on a business trip to another place. The local colleagues were warm and hospitable. That night, they set a banquet in a private room of a characteristic hotel to welcome him. More than a dozen men and women sat down and kept chatting, and only one person was ordering dishes. After ordering, he asked for everyone's opinion: "The dishes are ordered. Is there anything to add?"
In Beijing, we usually let the waitress repeat the ordered dishes. So a Beijing guy said: "Waitress, repeat them."
The waitress looked at him and didn't move.
"Waitress, repeat them!" The guy was a bit anxious.
The waitress' face turned red, but still didn't move.
"How come? Didn't you hear me ask you to repeat?" The guy was really anxious.
A female colleague quickly made an excuse: "Waitress, you just quickly repeat them one by one, okay?"
The waitress stammered and asked: "Then, then... can I only repeat the female ones, not the male ones?"
"Puff!" A female colleague next to her just spat out a big mouthful of tea on the person in front. More than a dozen people laughed together, and the waitress was even at a loss.
The dishes were served. The first dish was mixed shredded jelly. A large plate of shredded jelly was served, followed by several plates of seasonings, sauces, etc. The waitress didn't pay attention when serving the dishes, and a drop of sauce was spilled on a guy's pants. That guy also deliberately made fun, pretending to be gloomy and asked the waitress: "What should we do?"
The waitress said calmly: "It's okay to do whatever."
"Then what do you say we should do?"
"You can do whatever you want?"
"Then what do you usually do here?"
"Or should I help you do it?"
"Okay."
Then the waitress quickly poured all the plates of seasonings and sauces onto the shredded jelly, took chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and mixed it up in a few strokes. Then she said to the guy: "Sir, it's mixed well, you can eat it."
The guy stared at the plate of shredded jelly with his eyes wide open for a long time without speaking. Another colleague said "Thank you" to the waitress for him.
The main course was served - braised lamb legs, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing guy loved this, and without hesitation, he grabbed a lamb leg, took a big bite with a crunch, and ate it noisily. The waitress saw it and said: "Sir, this should be eaten with dipping."
The guy looked at the waitress doubtfully, then at the local colleagues. The local colleagues said: "It's better to eat with dipping."
The guy then stood up with the lamb leg and took another big bite with a crunch.
The waitress quickly came over and asked: "Sir, do you need anything?"
"Ah? No."
"Then please sit down and eat."
The guy muttered and sat down, looked at everyone, and was at a loss. He carefully took the lamb leg to his mouth and carefully took a bite.
The waitress said again: "Sir, this should be eaten with dipping."
The guy stood up suddenly, waving the lamb leg and angrily shouted: "You want me to eat standing up and sitting down again, how exactly should I eat it!?"
The table was full of food and drink, and the leader came slowly.
Everyone stood up to greet him, and there was a lot of small talk.
The waitress next to the table was very beautiful, new here, not experienced, quite nervous.
Everyone sat down, and someone called: "Waitress, tea!"
The waitress hurried forward and pointed with her fingers: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, a total of seven people!"
Everyone sneered, and the leader added: "Pour tea!"
The waitress quickly "reversed the count" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, still seven people."
Someone asked: "What are you counting?"
The waitress hesitated and whispered back: "I was born in the year of the dog."
Everyone was angry, and urgently called: "Call your manager here!" The manager came in, stood with his hands down and smiled awkwardly, and asked: "Ladies and gentlemen, what's the matter with calling me?"
The leader said: "Don't ask too much, go check this waitress' age and zodiac sign."
The manager was puzzled, did as ordered, and soon came back to reply: "18 years old, born in the year of the dog!"
The leader laughed, and everyone laughed. The leader had a large capacity and didn't pursue it, and everyone had a magnanimous attitude and didn't pursue it.
The waitress and the manager were at a loss.
After three rounds of drinking, a dish was served: "Stewed turtle!"
Everyone was happy, but didn't forget the rule. Someone used chopsticks to poke the turtle's head and said: "Leader move it, leader move it!"
The leader looked at the turtle's head shaking violently, and was unhappy. He didn't want to end the sound of this sentence in a funny way and didn't want to go against everyone's kindness, so he held the spoon and poured the soup and said: "Okay, okay! Everyone please help yourself."
Someone also praised: "Yes――turtles should drink soup!" The leader was almost choked by his own food.
Before long, the soup was almost gone, and something round floated up. Someone asked: "Waitress, what is this?"
The waitress quickly answered: "It's turtle eggs." Everyone was surprised again: "Leader eat first, leader eat first!"
This time the leader didn't hear the "unlucky" words and was very happy, called the waitress: "Divide this for everyone!"
After a long time, the waitress didn't move. The leader angrily asked: "What, can't you even tell this apart?"
The waitress said为难: "Seven people, six turtle eggs, how can I divide it for everyone?"
After hearing this, everyone stretched their necks and stared, with delicious food in their mouths, but couldn't swallow.
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Wow, do you need to be so persistent? Are you as stubborn as an iron head? I've already seen it :).