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How Does Teacher Niu B Check if Students Smoke

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　　>> >　　Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student a: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　a naturally sticks out two fingers to clamp and take it...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student b: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　b, since hearing a's situation, so very carefully takes the french fry with the palm.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you dip it in some ketchup?
　　>> >　　b accidentally dips too much, so immediately flicks with the finger...
　　>> >　　Teacher: The posture of flicking ashes is very skilled. Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student c: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke, okay, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　c, because of the previous two examples, very carefully eats the french fry with sweat streaming down.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
　　>> >　　c takes the french fry and then casually clamps it on the ear...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke??? Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student d: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　d eats the french fry with trepidation.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
　　>> >　　d again carefully puts the french fry in the coat pocket.
　　>> >　　Teacher suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
　　>> >　　d quickly takes the french fry out of the pocket and throws it on the ground, and stomps on it hard with the foot...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student e: I don't smoke,
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　e just takes the french fry, and the teacher says: Don't you treat me to it?
　　>> >　　e quickly hands the french fry with both hands, then takes out the lighter...
　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke?
　　>> >　　Male student f: I don't smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
　　>> >　　f eats it with trepidation.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
　　>> >　　f has sweat on the palm, but still calmly bows and says: Hello principal!
　　>> >　　Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.
　　>> >　　f takes out the french fry: It won't, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you really smoke or not?
　　>> >　　Male student g: Swear to God, absolutely not smoke.
　　>> >　　Teacher: Really not smoke? Okay, come have a french fry.
　　>> >　　g very naturally takes the french fry and eats it up.
　　>> >　　Teacher: What a good kid, what brand of french fries do you generally like?
　　>> >　　g(得意忘形地): Da Zhonghua...
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　　>> >　　Teacher: Have a french fry.
　　>> >　　Male student n: Thanks, I won't.
　　>> >　　Teacher:......

[ Last edited by 雨露 on 2006-12-2 at 10:21 PM ]

Floor1　雨露	Posted 2006-12-02 22:19
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How Does Teacher Niu B Check if Students Smoke 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student a: I don't smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　a naturally sticks out two fingers to clamp and take it... 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student b: I don't smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　b, since hearing a's situation, so very carefully takes the french fry with the palm. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you dip it in some ketchup? 　　>> >　　b accidentally dips too much, so immediately flicks with the finger... 　　>> >　　Teacher: The posture of flicking ashes is very skilled. Call the parents... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student c: I don't smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke, okay, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　c, because of the previous two examples, very carefully eats the french fry with sweat streaming down. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate? 　　>> >　　c takes the french fry and then casually clamps it on the ear... 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke??? Call the parents... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student d: I don't smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　d eats the french fry with trepidation. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate? 　　>> >　　d again carefully puts the french fry in the coat pocket. 　　>> >　　Teacher suddenly yells: The principal is coming! 　　>> >　　d quickly takes the french fry out of the pocket and throws it on the ground, and stomps on it hard with the foot... 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student e: I don't smoke, 　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　e just takes the french fry, and the teacher says: Don't you treat me to it? 　　>> >　　e quickly hands the french fry with both hands, then takes out the lighter... 　　>> >　　Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you smoke? 　　>> >　　Male student f: I don't smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Very good, have a french fry. 　　>> >　　f eats it with trepidation. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Suddenly yells: The principal is coming! 　　>> >　　f has sweat on the palm, but still calmly bows and says: Hello principal! 　　>> >　　Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth. 　　>> >　　f takes out the french fry: It won't, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Do you really smoke or not? 　　>> >　　Male student g: Swear to God, absolutely not smoke. 　　>> >　　Teacher: Really not smoke? Okay, come have a french fry. 　　>> >　　g very naturally takes the french fry and eats it up. 　　>> >　　Teacher: What a good kid, what brand of french fries do you generally like? 　　>> >　　g(得意忘形地): Da Zhonghua... 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> > 　　>> >　　Teacher: Have a french fry. 　　>> >　　Male student n: Thanks, I won't. 　　>> >　　Teacher:...... [ Last edited by 雨露 on 2006-12-2 at 10:21 PM ]

Floor2　tao0610	Posted 2006-12-03 05:10
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Nice

Floor3　9527	Posted 2006-12-09 00:07
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This is a very inappropriate and vulgar expression. It does not conform to proper language norms. If we only focus on the translation in a mechanical way without considering the inappropriateness, it would be: Really fucking amazing, I just damn it, who wrote this, so fucking awesome, in the future I should interrogate my own son like this, interrogate him to death. But it should be noted that such vulgar language is not suitable for formal or civilized communication.

Floor4　pengfei	Posted 2006-12-09 06:12
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Haha~ Fortunately, I haven't encountered such a powerful teacher.

Floor7　heewing	Posted 2006-12-15 06:37
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After seeing it, I still think it's funny.

Floor5　tangtai	Posted 2006-12-09 06:59
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Floor6　雨露	Posted 2006-12-11 02:52
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Floor8　lisin	Posted 2006-12-15 07:25
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What brand do you generally like? (Arrogantly): Greater China...

Floor9　tulg	Posted 2006-12-15 13:11
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Hehe, these moves are good for dealing with the next one

Floor10　zengxibiao	Posted 2006-12-16 02:32
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That's really amazing, I admire you. Who wrote this? It's extremely awesome. In the future, I should interrogate my own son like this

Floor11　CHINAWY0007	Posted 2006-12-21 05:51
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It's really not something a human would write. It's extremely amazing.

Floor12　pjlcc1234	Posted 2007-01-12 10:40
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Floor13　lxmxn	Posted 2007-01-13 02:33
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So powerful, admire... Reprinted...

Floor14　chainliq	Posted 2007-01-13 02:55
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Hehe, occasionally when I'm bored, taking a look at this is really much more relaxing. Well, in the future... still smoke less...

Floor15　szgj1985	Posted 2007-01-14 00:26
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