China DOS Union

At the beginning of the century, God created RAM and ROM. The kernel was empty, the CPU was idle, and all registers were cleared. God said, "Let there be electricity." And there was electricity. God saw that the electricity was good, and then separated zero and one, called one "true" and zero "false", so there were the terms of power - off and power - on, as a cycle.

God said, "There should be a difference between RAM and ROM, one is volatile and the other is non - volatile." So the two types of memory were distinguished. Another cycle.

God said, "There should be ROM subroutines in ROM." So ROM subroutines appeared, and all pointers appeared. God saw that the subroutines were good. Another cycle appeared.

God said, "Electricity should be provided to the CPU, the kernel and other external devices." So the power supply system was created. This was the fourth cycle.

God said that programs, compilers and interrupts should be poured into RAM. So God created all programs, such as databases, spreadsheets, compilers, interrupts and all DOC files. This was the fifth cycle.

God said, "Users should control all programs in the operating system and all subroutines in ROM." God created users, both programmers and operators to manage the kernel, and asked them to manage the system. God looked at all that he had created and felt very good. The sixth cycle.

The construction of the system was over. In the seventh cycle, God pressed the RESET key, and the CPU was idle again.

Didn't God say to make the human brain into a computer?

Suddenly the power failed, so the world ended...