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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Prank Expert View 1,430 Replies 10
Original Poster Posted 2006-11-05 22:04 ·  中国 河北 石家庄 联通
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Prank Expert

When we were in high school, some teachers were really bad to students. A group of students, who had been oppressed for a long time, discussed to prank the teacher well. One day, the teacher was giving a lecture in class. A boy sitting in the back row showed a look of pain, covering his stomach and groaning softly. The teacher didn't pay attention and continued to teach. When the lecture was halfway through, as soon as the teacher turned around to write notes on the blackboard, this boy suddenly "Ooh... Wow...!!! "(vomiting sound). A boy at the same table poured a can of eight-treasure porridge onto the boy's desk at an extremely fast speed. When the teacher turned back, he saw that the desk was covered with yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon and scooped up the things on the desk spoon by spoon, chewing while saying, "Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon."

The teacher saw this: "Wow... Ooh...", and then vomited violently.
Floor 2 Posted 2006-11-07 01:47 ·  中国 广东 东莞 电信
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You are amazing... Disgusting...
~~~~好好学习
天天向上~~~~
Floor 3 Posted 2006-11-07 20:08 ·  中国 吉林 长春 电信
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It's no wonder the teacher didn't send the one eating something to the hospital. --- Gastric lavage and then a few days of anti-inflammatory injections
楼上的当在家,
楼下的当在外,
楼主应当做买卖,
。。。。。。
Floor 4 Posted 2006-11-08 02:49 ·  中国 广东 湛江 电信
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Oh, this is amazing~ It can be like this, really a great person~ I'm convinced
Floor 5 Posted 2006-11-08 14:11 ·  中国 云南 曲靖 联通
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Such things can be done by someone! It's really amazing!
Floor 6 Posted 2006-11-15 16:52 ·  中国 福建 泉州 电信
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Sweat. You can think of this, really admire you a lot.
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Floor 7 Posted 2006-11-15 22:41 ·  中国 浙江 台州 玉环市 电信
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This student is quite naughty!
Floor 8 Posted 2006-11-16 00:57 ·  中国 北京 朝阳区 联通
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Admired admired~:)
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Floor 9 Posted 2006-11-16 04:52 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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I admire him
Floor 10 Posted 2006-11-22 05:09 ·  中国 河北 廊坊 三河市 移动
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三人行,必有吾师焉。 学然后知不足,教然后知困,然后能自强也。
Floor 11 Posted 2007-03-06 13:08 ·  中国 黑龙江 牡丹江 电信
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