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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] A proposal that's infuriating but also very touching... View 1,274 Replies 6
Original Poster Posted 2003-05-08 00:00 ·  中国 台湾 远传电信
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At 8:40 in the morning, I called her cell phone: “Are you getting ready for work?”
She laughed and said: “Yeah!”

My voice was a little choked up: “Wen... sorry!”

She paused for a moment: “Why are you apologizing to me?”

I explained: “It’s nothing!”

She said nervously: “Xiao Nuo, you...”

Before she could finish asking, I immediately hung up.

At 12:10 noon, I called her company,

She said emotionally: “Why is your phone turned off?”

I stammered: “So sorry...”

She said again: “Why did you mail a check to my company?”

I said: “Wen, I really love you.”

She raised her voice: “If you want to break up, just say it to me directly. There’s no need to pay a huge breakup fee!”

I was silent for a few seconds, then hung up.

At exactly 3:00 in the afternoon, she answered the phone and said coldly: “Have you fallen for someone else?”

I changed the subject: “Your father and mother are here with me.”

She said in surprise: “Why did you ask my parents out?”

I only said: “I feel I need to apologize to them!”

She took a deep breath and held back her emotions: “What do you take our relationship for?”

I said slowly: “I’m sorry, please forgive me...”

On the other end of the phone, she was already crying so hard she couldn’t speak. This time, she hung up.

At 8:40 in the evening, my phone vibrated. I pressed the talk button: “You’re home!”

She asked: “Where are my parents?”

I answered guiltily: “Wen, I’m sorry!”

She shouted: “I don’t want to hear ‘sorry’! I just want to know why!”

Pretending to stay calm, I said to her: “I apologized to your family because you are the treasure of their lives, and I begged them to allow you to marry me; I apologized to you because I know I can’t live without you, but I’m not very good at taking care of people, so I hope that in the days to come you can stay by my side, and while you’re at it, take care of me. I’ve already given you all the savings I had left on me, and I’ve also paid the down payment on the new house. Your parents are helping us pick out furniture right now. Wen... sorry, please marry me!”

Unexpectedly, her attitude suddenly became extremely gentle: “Xiao Nuo, where are you?”

Filled with joy, I said: “I’m outside your door”

Afterward, I got my wish and married Wen.

But on the day of the proposal, one other thing was also proven——it turns out getting hit on the head with a broom really does hurt a lot

Love is like a freely flying butterfly
Though beautiful, it withers very quickly
Not many people can hold on to love
Just like not many people can catch a butterfly
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Floor 2 Posted 2003-05-08 00:00 ·  中国 河北 石家庄 联通
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Would this work?
No idea how effective it would be for picking up girls
Floor 3 Posted 2003-05-08 00:00 ·  中国 台湾 远传电信
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Depends on your decision....
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Floor 4 Posted 2003-05-08 00:00 ·  中国 河北 石家庄 联通
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Alright
I’m going to buy a helmet, then go try it out!!
Floor 5 Posted 2003-05-08 00:00 ·  中国 台湾 远传电信
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Remember to buy a full-face helmet~
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Floor 6 Posted 2003-05-10 00:00 ·  中国 河北 石家庄 联通
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Got it!!
Looks like the poster above is an expert…………
PFPF!!
Floor 7 Posted 2003-05-11 00:00 ·  中国 台湾 远传电信
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Thanks!!
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