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DOS批处理 & 脚本技术(批处理室) » [Parody] So laggy
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Floor1 electronixtar Posted 2006-10-15 08:48
铂金会员 Posts 2,672 Credits 7,493
```
cmd /cmode con:cols=9000 lines=9000
```

Maybe it's very slow, heh heh. If someone comes up with a for loop again, it'll be cool
Floor2 jun19841 Posted 2006-10-15 08:56
初级用户 Posts 29 Credits 55 From 亚洲
Advocate: Draw a plus sign before running, and say "Amen" silently~! Ensure the safety of the machine body~!
Floor3 electronixtar Posted 2006-10-15 08:56
铂金会员 Posts 2,672 Credits 7,493
Another one for fun

Floor4 kcdsw Posted 2006-10-16 00:17
中级用户 Posts 179 Credits 404
Why is my machine still so fast?

cmd has used a total of 1.6M and 5% of CPU
Floor5 namejm Posted 2006-10-16 01:04
荣誉版主 Posts 1,737 Credits 5,226 From 成都
Hehe, let's make it more prankish based on the 3rd floor. This one is really hard to terminate with the mouse unless you're quick-eyed and quick-fingered, or you use the keyboard to terminate, or terminate it in the Task Manager.



[ Last edited by namejm on 2006-10-16 at 01:06 ]
Floor6 electronixtar Posted 2006-10-16 02:28
铂金会员 Posts 2,672 Credits 7,493
Just right-click on the taskbar and click Close.
Floor7 kcdsw Posted 2006-10-16 02:38
中级用户 Posts 179 Credits 404
Haha, I tried it, it's very easy to click the cross.
Floor8 namejm Posted 2006-10-16 10:25
荣誉版主 Posts 1,737 Credits 5,226 From 成都
There are still so many ways to turn it off. It seems that the prank didn't succeed. electronixtar, you come up with something better.
Floor9 pengfei Posted 2006-10-16 10:30
银牌会员 Posts 485 Credits 1,218 From 湖南.娄底
Try this and see how it works, heh heh...

Floor10 redtek Posted 2006-10-16 10:31
金牌会员 Posts 1,147 Credits 2,902
Let's still pop up tens of thousands of windows, haha...
Floor11 lxmxn Posted 2006-10-16 10:34
版主 Posts 4,938 Credits 11,386

  Hehe, Brother namejm's prank is quite fun. It doesn't let you click the cross in the upper right corner of the window, but you can close it with one click on the taskbar. It seems I need to mess with it more~~ :)
Floor12 lxmxn Posted 2006-10-16 10:39
版主 Posts 4,938 Credits 11,386

  Let me also do a little bit:
Floor13 redtek Posted 2006-10-16 10:39
金牌会员 Posts 1,147 Credits 2,902
Suggest that the AT command first hang up the MODEM's internet connection state, and then let the MODEM secretly dial international long-distance calls or 168 charging platforms, etc. : ) Is there still anyone using MODEM these days?
Floor14 lxmxn Posted 2006-10-16 10:43
版主 Posts 4,938 Credits 11,386

  Yes, I am using a router and a modem to access the internet here.
Floor15 my3439955 Posted 2006-10-17 06:59
中级用户 Posts 99 Credits 272

I think this is just about closing the first window, right?

Also based on this principle
I'll do something more aggressive
But let me say first
I have no malice啊


But it's better not to run it

When the file C:\_stop exists
There will be no action

[ Last edited by my3439955 on 2006-10-17 at 07:05 ]
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