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Things to Note When a Hero Saves a Beauty from Drowning

　　1. First confirm that the drowning beauty is real! (Note: not an MM who is swimming or bathing, and certainly not a crocodile or water buffalo in the river).

　　2. When diving in, don't pursue being “cool” too much and use high-difficulty moves like 107B or 207C, otherwise if you're unfamiliar with the water depth you'll plunge into the mud.

　　3. Before entering the water you can take off some clothes to reduce weight, but you need to keep your underwear on, otherwise your motive will be worth suspecting.

　　4. There are two swimming styles best not used, A) backstroke: it's hard to spot the target, and it's also easy to hit rocks; B) dog paddle: the posture is too ugly, and other people may mistake you for someone who needs rescuing.

　　5. When you swim up beside the beauty, you must steel your will. No matter how主动 she is, don't hug her, otherwise the two of you will both go under. (Instead, grab her hair or just knock her out directly).

　　6. When dragging her toward shore, don't be in a hurry to court her or introduce yourself, and don't rush to ask for her phone number, much less hurry to make any other improper extra demands after getting ashore, otherwise if you keep opening your mouth so often, there won't be enough river water for you to drink!

　　7. After getting ashore, no matter how tired you are, you must rush to give the beauty artificial respiration, otherwise all your efforts will have been wasted.

　　8. If afterward the beauty refuses to marry you, go stake out the riverside again the next day——and wait for the next one!!!

I'm dizzy!

Good, this is really a killer move!

Hehe!! Not bad, not bad!!

Not a bad idea, looks like you've tried it before.

Brilliant. If this master really stakes out there every day, that's an experience the likes of us cannot possibly understand. These days, the idea of a hero saving a beauty has sunk deep into people's hearts. If a beauty falls into the water, there will surely be countless heroes risking their lives to save her, so being a hero today is hard, the competition is fierce. Without the perseverance and determination of a master like this, it's not enough to do it.

The real motive is item 7!

Originally posted by afnspy at 2006-4-30 21:35:
The real motive is item 7!

It's enough to know it in your heart, why say it out loud

Not bad, I'd like to stake out there too, but unfortunately I can't swim. If I went to rescue her, somebody else would have to come rescue me too

Brilliant, truly brilliant

I'm dizzy

Instead, grab her hair or just knock her out directly……

This line is strong

If afterward the beauty refuses to marry you, go stake out the riverside again the next day——and wait for the next one!!!