Things to Note When a Hero Saves a Beauty from Drowning
1. First confirm that the drowning beauty is real! (Note: not an MM who is swimming or bathing, and certainly not a crocodile or water buffalo in the river).
2. When diving in, don't pursue being “cool” too much and use high-difficulty moves like 107B or 207C, otherwise if you're unfamiliar with the water depth you'll plunge into the mud.
3. Before entering the water you can take off some clothes to reduce weight, but you need to keep your underwear on, otherwise your motive will be worth suspecting.
4. There are two swimming styles best not used, A) backstroke: it's hard to spot the target, and it's also easy to hit rocks; B) dog paddle: the posture is too ugly, and other people may mistake you for someone who needs rescuing.
5. When you swim up beside the beauty, you must steel your will. No matter how主动 she is, don't hug her, otherwise the two of you will both go under. (Instead, grab her hair or just knock her out directly).
6. When dragging her toward shore, don't be in a hurry to court her or introduce yourself, and don't rush to ask for her phone number, much less hurry to make any other improper extra demands after getting ashore, otherwise if you keep opening your mouth so often, there won't be enough river water for you to drink!
7. After getting ashore, no matter how tired you are, you must rush to give the beauty artificial respiration, otherwise all your efforts will have been wasted.
8. If afterward the beauty refuses to marry you, go stake out the riverside again the next day——and wait for the next one!!!
1. First confirm that the drowning beauty is real! (Note: not an MM who is swimming or bathing, and certainly not a crocodile or water buffalo in the river).
2. When diving in, don't pursue being “cool” too much and use high-difficulty moves like 107B or 207C, otherwise if you're unfamiliar with the water depth you'll plunge into the mud.
3. Before entering the water you can take off some clothes to reduce weight, but you need to keep your underwear on, otherwise your motive will be worth suspecting.
4. There are two swimming styles best not used, A) backstroke: it's hard to spot the target, and it's also easy to hit rocks; B) dog paddle: the posture is too ugly, and other people may mistake you for someone who needs rescuing.
5. When you swim up beside the beauty, you must steel your will. No matter how主动 she is, don't hug her, otherwise the two of you will both go under. (Instead, grab her hair or just knock her out directly).
6. When dragging her toward shore, don't be in a hurry to court her or introduce yourself, and don't rush to ask for her phone number, much less hurry to make any other improper extra demands after getting ashore, otherwise if you keep opening your mouth so often, there won't be enough river water for you to drink!
7. After getting ashore, no matter how tired you are, you must rush to give the beauty artificial respiration, otherwise all your efforts will have been wasted.
8. If afterward the beauty refuses to marry you, go stake out the riverside again the next day——and wait for the next one!!!
弄花香满衣，掬水月在手。
明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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