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Original Poster Posted 2006-09-19 02:11 ·  中国 江苏 无锡 移动
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1. Kuafu: The earliest recorded schizophrenic patient in history, who liked to run naked under the hot sun. Running madly towards the sun, claiming to pursue light, he ran east in the morning but found the sun in the west in the afternoon. So he went back and forth, and finally died of heatstroke.

2. Shennong: A stubborn cultivator of the Dharma, in order to pursue self-perfection, he collected fairy pills and miraculous medicines everywhere, and ate whatever he caught, and finally died of food poisoning.

3. Jingwei: Disregarded advice, swam in a non-swimming area without permission, and drowned. After death, he turned into a silly bird, flying back and forth every day, and continuously carried out the earliest reclamation project in Chinese history.

4. Gonggong: Fought with someone and lost. In a fit of anger, he demolished the house. As a result, the sky tilted to the northwest and the ground was not full to the southeast. This caused the formation of plate tectonics and the Circum-Pacific-Himalayan volcanic and earthquake belt, which had a significant impact on the formation of modern Chinese geology and landforms.

5. Weisheng: An intellectual with a high political consciousness. Comrade Wei happened to encounter a once-in-a-century great flood during the process of falling in love. Comrade Wei risked jumping into the river to block the flood peak with his own body in order to protect a bridge, a state property. The state property was preserved, but Comrade Wei heroically sacrificed. Comrade Wei's death was for the interests of the people, and his death was heavier than Mount Tai.

6. Chang'e: The earliest Chinese female astronaut to complete the moon landing mission. Facing the camera, Comrade Chang'e excitedly expressed her heart: For me personally, this is a small step, but for all mankind, it is a huge leap. Here I would like to thank my husband Hou Yi first, it was he who bought me Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills from afar. Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills are the designated calcium supplement pills of the China Space Agency. After taking Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills, you are good, I am good, and he is good.

7. Liu Xiahui: An anti-corruption hero and a good cadre of the country. In order to win over and corrupt state cadres, a certain profiteer used the most despicable means of bribery. He hired a woman to massage Comrade Liu Xiahui, but was firmly rejected by Liu. Comrade Liu Xiahui was never contaminated by corruption, and he deserves to be a good public servant of the people. He was awarded the title of the most upright man in China, and a pennant and a certificate were issued. He was entrusted with an important task by the organization.

8. Meng Jiangnu: A famous terrorist in Chinese history. In order to avenge her husband for the terrorist organization gang, she used a human bomb to destroy the Great Wall, a famous national defense project in Chinese history.

9. Hua Mulan: Hua Mulan's father, influenced by the thought of preferring boys over girls, let Comrade Hua Mulan impersonate and perform military service in order to make himself and his son avoid military service. Comrade Hua Mulan was brave and tenacious in battle, and killed many enemy officers by herself. She grew from an ordinary rural woman into a glorious first-class female combat hero and was honored to be met by the party and state leaders.

10. Bao Gong: Mayor of Kaifeng City, director of the city public security bureau, president of the procuratorate, president of the Kaifeng City Intermediate People's Court, and academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Authorized by the central government, he can directly sentence criminals to death without the approval of the Supreme People's Court. Comrade Bao Gong, in line with the principle of "strict on confession and stricter on resistance", deprived all criminals of their right to defense and appeal, and beheaded a large number of extremely heinous criminals with a special torture tool, the guillotine. He severely cracked down on the arrogance of a small number of criminals, made the enemy tremble with fear, and safeguarded the prosperity and stable development of the country's economic construction.
Floor 2 Posted 2006-09-25 07:40 ·  中国 北京 移动
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Floor 3 Posted 2006-10-03 00:58 ·  中国 河南 新乡 联通
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Floor 4 Posted 2006-10-03 02:05 ·  中国 天津 宝坻区 联通
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Great talent.

Floor 5 Posted 2006-10-21 07:26 ·  中国 黑龙江 佳木斯 电信
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I've seen this before, and it's pretty good!
Floor 6 Posted 2006-10-22 09:13 ·  中国 江苏 苏州 电信
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It's seen before. No wonder.
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@set c= 不知则觉多,知则觉少,越知越多,便觉越来越少. --- 知多少.
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Floor 9 Posted 2007-05-09 16:35 ·  中国 河北 廊坊 三河市 移动
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三人行,必有吾师焉。 学然后知不足,教然后知困,然后能自强也。
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