My Joke Collection — Shopping - China DOS Union Forum - China DOS Union

Get a handkerchief ready before reading this!
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A man saw that a shop was having a big sale, so he went in. “What would you like to buy?” “I want to buy dog food.” “We have a rule: you must prove that you have a dog.” “What kind of rule is that?” “That’s how it is for sale items.” The man argued with the salesclerk for quite a while, but she still refused to sell it to him. Having no choice, the man had to go home and bring his dog before he was finally able to buy the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the same shop again to buy cat food. “Give me two boxes of cat food.” “We have a rule: you must prove that you have a cat.” It was the same salesclerk again. The man argued with her for quite a while, and in the end he still had to go home and bring his cat before he could buy the cat food. A few days later, the man came to that shop carrying a big cardboard box with a hole cut in it, and found that same salesclerk. “What would you like to buy?” “Stick your hand in and you’ll know.” The salesclerk put her hand inside: “What is this? It’s all sticky.” “I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.”

Floor1　红色狂想	Posted 2003-04-29 00:00
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Get a handkerchief ready before reading this! -------------------------- A man saw that a shop was having a big sale, so he went in. “What would you like to buy?” “I want to buy dog food.” “We have a rule: you must prove that you have a dog.” “What kind of rule is that?” “That’s how it is for sale items.” The man argued with the salesclerk for quite a while, but she still refused to sell it to him. Having no choice, the man had to go home and bring his dog before he was finally able to buy the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the same shop again to buy cat food. “Give me two boxes of cat food.” “We have a rule: you must prove that you have a cat.” It was the same salesclerk again. The man argued with her for quite a while, and in the end he still had to go home and bring his cat before he could buy the cat food. A few days later, the man came to that shop carrying a big cardboard box with a hole cut in it, and found that same salesclerk. “What would you like to buy?” “Stick your hand in and you’ll know.” The salesclerk put her hand inside: “What is this? It’s all sticky.” “I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.”

Floor2　小灵儿	Posted 2003-04-29 00:00
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I’m totally dizzy……………………

Floor3　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-04-29 00:00
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Haha

Floor4　ko20010214	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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Harsh.

Floor5　如是大师	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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Quite a personality

Floor6　小灵儿	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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Heh

Floor7　44944	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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That’s disgusting~~~

Floor8　tanglu_sd	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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Haha

Floor9　沈洁	Posted 2003-05-01 00:00
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Well done!

Floor10　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-07 00:00
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What was it?????????????